would pet

>pet
Ok leaf.

Don't rape our war heroes, maple nigger.

i'm not interested in beastiality, kevin

He needs to put the medal of barkdom on this dog exactly like the meme.

🍁 👉 👌 🐕

no thanks

Kek. Leaf blower

i'm not a leaf blower

One is real... or are they both real?

both

they both deserve medals

Have to work on that more, was going for a mythbusters vibe

Technically there was ONE way they didn't try... that of jumping off the top bunk.

But that was somewhat dangerous, even with the brace, and likely would have ripped the make-shift rope.

We know that's not how the reports are tho, we know the coroners reports say Epstein killed himself kneeling not jumping

Did epsteins room have a top bunk?

Seems like a risk

I think it did'

Crowder is an actual mad man. I like it

He did the water boarding one awhile ago to show it wasn't that dangerous

wasn't water boarding more about simulating drowning than actually harming the person?

ya

it beats getting a car battery hooked up to your nuts at least

i'd imagine.. lol

let's find out huh?
now brace yourself

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The fact that waterboarding is more about fear than actual pain or injury didn't stop pussies from calling it torture years ago.

true

still I'm not signing up for a round

And as for having a bunk bed, if Epstein's cell was that small and he initially had a cellmate, then it would probably have to have a top bunk.

Definitely.

Is it technically torture to not let prisoners sleep? Because that would be super effective

Then again, I think the same people that said waterboarding was torture also said playing metallica really loud on loop was torture.

not sure if torture but it would be duress I'd imagine

Though technically that could be argued, if it's loud enough, because it could damage your hearing.