Message from @Lord Zedd

Discord ID: 657559943188316172


2019-12-20 12:07:49 UTC  

That makes you a cool guy 👌

2019-12-20 12:09:45 UTC  

Also, dwarves have been kicked out of basically all of the places they settled.

2019-12-20 12:09:59 UTC  

yeah damn Dragons

2019-12-20 12:10:04 UTC  

and Balrogs

2019-12-20 12:10:51 UTC  

Okay, dwarf shill.

2019-12-20 12:11:04 UTC  

Khazad ai menu

2019-12-20 12:11:28 UTC  

Speak American.

2019-12-20 12:11:35 UTC  

I can't be assed doing the accents for that though

2019-12-20 12:12:15 UTC  

I know it's hard for you. But the least you can do is *act* human.

2019-12-20 12:15:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657556738467430420/image_10.png

2019-12-20 12:16:29 UTC  

Typical dwarven greed

2019-12-20 12:17:12 UTC  

It's not just me, it's weird for a 16 year old to sit on her mom's lap, right?

2019-12-20 12:17:54 UTC  

Especially if she looks like she's actually deriving comfort from it like a wee baby, yep

2019-12-20 12:23:13 UTC  

only children can still sit on their parents laps...but she does have the mental acuity of a child. Asperger's and FAS will do that

2019-12-20 12:25:38 UTC  

>t. Leaf

2019-12-20 12:26:32 UTC  

no need to be rude, kevin

2019-12-20 12:27:36 UTC  

Can't be rude to leafs.

2019-12-20 12:27:46 UTC  

They're not even people.

2019-12-20 12:28:18 UTC  

you'll see how loveable i am once we meet and grab a beer

2019-12-20 12:28:21 UTC  

it's possible to be rude to dogs

2019-12-20 12:28:27 UTC  

I'm sure it's possible for Canadians too

2019-12-20 12:28:42 UTC  

Would you rather deal with Greta or a leaf?

2019-12-20 12:28:55 UTC  

Greta.

2019-12-20 12:28:59 UTC  

Clearly.

2019-12-20 12:29:02 UTC  

I'm curious about the relative humanity levels

2019-12-20 12:29:02 UTC  

better a leaf than a swede anyday

2019-12-20 12:29:26 UTC  

Really?? I've never heard potato get preachy though

2019-12-20 12:29:38 UTC  

At least with Greta it's FAS. It's not her fault.

2019-12-20 12:29:52 UTC  

Oh, hmm 🤔

2019-12-20 12:31:55 UTC  

this guy excepted of course

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657560816828284928/cdn-image.foodandwine.png

2019-12-20 12:34:06 UTC  

Well, we know which muppet aussies aren't a fan of...

2019-12-20 12:34:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657561376713343013/acEpmmyi_400x400.jpg

2019-12-20 12:34:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657561563141636131/78991360_2424333437834098_8413370728434368512_n.png

2019-12-20 12:36:20 UTC  

Kek.

2019-12-20 12:52:01 UTC  

@Black Cat i don't preach. i'm just here for the memes

2019-12-20 12:57:04 UTC  

Well in my books that makes you better than Greta

2019-12-20 12:57:37 UTC  

Even if you are a leaf - at least until you get made into Northern USA anyway

2019-12-20 12:59:26 UTC  

i hope my province separates (most likely), we get annexed by the USA (less likely) or the government completely reforms (least likely)

2019-12-20 13:13:34 UTC  

If only we could just annex the world, that'd make things simpler 🤔

2019-12-20 13:16:34 UTC  

i'm pretty sure that's what the EU is trying to do

2019-12-20 13:28:57 UTC  

They're not cool, though