Message from @Catboi

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2020-01-22 23:18:31 UTC  

Never let strangers handle your CAC.

2020-01-22 23:22:18 UTC  

🤣

2020-01-22 23:22:30 UTC  

PIV**Cat** was good

2020-01-22 23:22:37 UTC  

you're just mad you didn't think of it

2020-01-22 23:23:06 UTC  

Maybe a little...

2020-01-22 23:23:50 UTC  

But my two mental states are basically angry and sleeping.

2020-01-22 23:24:05 UTC  

So it's hardly an accomplishment.

2020-01-22 23:26:03 UTC  

I got interviewed as a character witness for someone's background check. I think it was for a secret clearance.

The interviewer asked if there was anything that wasn't covered in the interview that they thought I should know, so I said that she really likes anime. Sadly, the joke fell flat because the interviewer didn't know what anime was.

2020-01-22 23:27:23 UTC  

>she

2020-01-22 23:28:02 UTC  

Imagine helping a woman get a job outside of the home...

2020-01-22 23:28:05 UTC  

<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

2020-01-22 23:34:57 UTC  

Surely you of all people know that the security clearance comes long after getting the job.

2020-01-22 23:35:37 UTC  

wat

2020-01-22 23:35:49 UTC  

you get _SOME_ job

2020-01-22 23:35:55 UTC  

but not _the job_

2020-01-22 23:36:06 UTC  

you can't get jobs that require clearance without it...

2020-01-22 23:36:28 UTC  

surely you know you can't get a job that requires security clearances before you get those clearances

2020-01-22 23:36:48 UTC  

@wolfman1911
Wat...?

2020-01-22 23:37:06 UTC  

I did my initial screen before boot camp...?

2020-01-22 23:37:16 UTC  

Even in the military it's part of the process when you're getting a new position... you don't start the job without the higher clearances....

2020-01-22 23:37:47 UTC  

As a civillian it's much more of a pain in the ass, but you just get some other job, or get sponsored before you have the job to go through the process...

2020-01-22 23:38:01 UTC  

but, if you don't get a clearance, they don't go, "WELP, enjoy the job"

2020-01-22 23:38:54 UTC  

Oh, I didn't know you meant you had a security clearance from being in the military.

2020-01-22 23:39:10 UTC  

Really we need to loosen up regulations on security clearances so the free market can do it's job..

2020-01-22 23:39:37 UTC  

It creates a monopoly because it's a burdensome cost of entry

2020-01-22 23:40:00 UTC  

@wolfman1911
That was one of them.

2020-01-22 23:42:06 UTC  

The two people I know that have or are getting security clearance work for defense contractors, so apparently the story goes that the clearance comes something like a year or so after getting hired.

2020-01-22 23:42:31 UTC  
2020-01-22 23:42:33 UTC  

No.

2020-01-22 23:42:35 UTC  

Lol.

2020-01-22 23:42:41 UTC  

Fucking no.

2020-01-22 23:42:49 UTC  

🤣

2020-01-22 23:43:14 UTC  

To quote a downie...
> but, if you don't get a clearance, they don't go, "WELP, enjoy the job"

2020-01-22 23:43:30 UTC  

Well no shit

2020-01-22 23:44:07 UTC  

You think they get paid to not work for a year...?

2020-01-22 23:44:08 UTC  

I never said that you don't lose the job if you fail to get the clearance.

2020-01-22 23:45:31 UTC  

You're not getting the job with the clearance

2020-01-22 23:45:36 UTC  

you're working in some other position

2020-01-22 23:45:37 UTC  

Do you think defense contractors don't have things they can have employees do that waiting for a clearance?

2020-01-22 23:45:49 UTC  

Depends

2020-01-22 23:46:03 UTC  

they'll pay you to sit in a box to do nothing so they can write it down as part of their budget