Honestly though, JLP is only half right.

You shouldn't marry any woman.

Uh . . . mazing

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AMERICAN HERO

That's a Poe, right?

Has to be.

I like the wedding ring in the first picture

obviously made an effort to include the ring in it. Classy

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Lol. You mean you're not going to go back to white knighting like you were before?

>no woman has ever done anything bad ever
t. @FitnessByHeatherHeyer

Lol @ thinking I'm a WK

women don't like it when you treat them with respect

I actively sell thots into sex trafficking rings

Where they belong

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Careful. @Avald is going to accuse you of *R A P E* for saying words she doesn't like.

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
By the way... how do you keep your armor so shiny and pearly white?

What a mess of a woman

let's take advandate of this tragedy to talk about gerls

Sure.

@argbla
Did you know that Kobe crashed the chopper because a horrific chopper crash is less awful than being married.

"men die, women most affected" 😐

I mean...

Tbf, when a parasite's host dies, it's not great for the parasite...

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist

Lol. Fucking niggers.

@Big T
Appreciate the help at least.

np. i tried lol

have you tried drowning on coronas?

>coronas
<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

Lol. That genuinely would make me suicidal.

mission accomplished then

Kek.

get that taco tuesday flu

Lol. Today was Taco Tuesday.

Fugg. Forgot to eat lunch again

see

tomorrow morning you'll wake up with the coronavirus

At least I can catch it tomorrow on Wetback Wednesday