Message from @Agent Smith

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2019-12-12 04:25:19 UTC  

Why are these teachers almost always hot?

2019-12-12 04:43:33 UTC  

I was wondering the same thing

2019-12-12 04:44:32 UTC  

Every other week it seems. it's some cutie who should have no trouble picking up a guy who isnt a literal child

2019-12-12 04:55:10 UTC  

If you were a male teen in her class and she wanted to have sex with you, tell me you wouldn't feel like you won the lottery.. heh

2019-12-12 05:27:05 UTC  

Hot and crazy go hand in hand

2019-12-12 05:46:28 UTC  

totally.

2019-12-12 05:46:48 UTC  

where were these teen-loving milfs when I was growing up? I feel cheated

2019-12-12 06:33:15 UTC  

I had the crazy old ladies

2019-12-12 06:37:59 UTC  

@Beemann
Like... I didn't even have any teachers who looked like that in High School. Let alone that were willing to bang me.

2019-12-12 06:38:40 UTC  

Well, I mean I guess it's possible some of my teachers wanted to bang me. I never went for it though.

2019-12-12 07:06:22 UTC  

I had a Lebanese English teacher who was attractive and some of my friends had crushes on her

2019-12-12 07:52:45 UTC  

Well I was into it at first, until I saw the crudely drawn image. Ill just stick to fapping to photos of the real AOC fully clothed.

2019-12-12 12:07:37 UTC  

i had maybe 2 teachers in all of my post-secondary education that i would have wanted to bang

2019-12-12 12:14:28 UTC  

never did anything in high school or middle school, but i did bang one of my college professors. got her number in front of the whole class lol.

2019-12-12 20:11:15 UTC  

They didn't learn from the tranny?

2019-12-12 20:11:37 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-12-12 20:12:50 UTC  

Fuck the porker, bigots.

2019-12-12 20:13:05 UTC  

You WILL find the obese attractive.

2019-12-12 20:13:46 UTC  

she wasn't as big as one would expect - she's a size 14

2019-12-12 20:15:42 UTC  

she's not like Tess Holliday size, I mean

2019-12-12 20:19:21 UTC  

She's not really fat at all. She just has a different build. 100% fine

2019-12-12 20:19:45 UTC  

Dunno why people be getting pissy

2019-12-12 20:22:47 UTC  

And yeah that VA shit sounds fucked. Definitely one to watch

2019-12-12 20:23:58 UTC  

Based e-girl?

2019-12-12 20:28:28 UTC  

@Beemann because they're expecting tess holiday adn they forget that th e degenerate faggots who run the fashion industry find women who look like they have more body fat than a 8 year old boy disgusting.

2019-12-12 20:50:27 UTC  

Lol @ Dixishits. VA can get fucked.

2019-12-12 20:51:48 UTC  

Hey Virginia, aren't you guys glad you passed that Fugitive Slave Act and forced northerns to bring you your pet blacks back instead of letting us ship them to Canada.

2019-12-12 20:52:16 UTC  

How are all those diverse and vibrant voters working out for you?

2019-12-12 20:54:00 UTC  

"Clap-back" is right up there with "One Yike" and "Yaas Queen". Free one way ticket to an island far from civilization

2019-12-12 20:55:23 UTC  

He should have called her a cunt.

2019-12-12 20:55:40 UTC  

Honestly, I'd probably vote for him if he did.

2019-12-12 21:06:34 UTC  

@Agent Smith it's dead on my end