Better yet, don't drink that much and problem solved.

The worst hangover I ever had, I had been eating clementines and drinking screwdrivers all night.

As far as I can tell, I ate about 5 and a lot of vodkha.

The next day I was hungover and really disoriented, like could barely move, lethargic, and really weak.

I drank some warm water, and immediately started throwing up everywhere.

It turns out all the screwdrivers and oranges had basically overloaded my stomach and I threw up totally undigested orange and orange juice everywhere. No vomit as far as I could tell, just orange and orange themed accessories.

lol

Well, maybe doubling up juice and clementines wasn't a great decision, but it's usually a perfect plan

lol, **orange themed accessories.**

After I expunged I was totally fine. No headache, no weakness.

My body had locked up around its new orange world.

It do be like that sometimes

Didnt CA make it "not a crime" if you steal less the 900.00 worth of stuff from a store. Theres the ticket outta poverty

900 barely buys you a week of hard drugs, booze, and whores.

I don't see how that math adds up to getting out of poverty.

Cloths, blankets, food

None of those things sound like what is going to be bought with the 900 dollars our hypothetical individual has aquired.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist don't drink. Works for 100% of hangovers.

Finally, the player reaches the "Yiddish Control Center", where a fictionalized version of Ariel Sharon, then Prime Minister of Israel, is directing plans for world domination.[1][2][3] He carries a rocket launcher; the player must kill him to complete the game.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist
Lots of water, low dose opiates, and slowly step amphetamines up until you're performing normally. If you don't like doing all of these drugs, stop drinking.

Yeah. I'm only going to do the water and keep drinking parts, fam.

Abusing one substance is suburban. Go big or go home.

>abusing
I used that beer for precisely the intended effect.

Would you say appealing to strangers on discord for remedies to the intended effect was part of the intended effect?

To some extent, sure.

Or at a minimum, an expected and benign side effect.

Just take 400mg of naproxen and drink a big glass of water before bed, and be more Irish fake ass ohioan

Nigger...

That hang over was after 17 beers.

After skipping lunch and dinner.

Real Irish are genetically hangover proof. You ain't real.

Lol. You've never met a mick if you actually believe that.

Lol. I hung out with a group of em in Krakow on holiday. They just wanted to talk shit about America and sell me coke. They were on holiday for a bachelor's party. Wild fucks.

I keep telling you. Those guys were Mossad.

That's a possibility, tho I'd finger other people before the drunk micks watching rugby

Wait... so you finger banged these dudes?

What else are the Irish for

🤷
Must be a motherland thing. I've never been finger banged.

And you're Catholic?!

Correct.