Message from @wolfman1911

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2019-11-21 23:56:36 UTC  

Dresden read by Spike from Buffy was good.

2019-11-21 23:59:25 UTC  

I only bother with actual books if possible

2019-11-21 23:59:26 UTC  

Read the Mistborn trilogy.

2019-11-21 23:59:30 UTC  

It's fantastic.

2019-11-22 00:00:29 UTC  

As far as audiobooks go, I can definitely say that I wouldn't have made it through Moby Dick if I had actually been reading it, but I really liked it in the end.

2019-11-22 00:00:56 UTC  

And then skip the time jump books and read Stormlight Archive instead

2019-11-22 00:02:11 UTC  

The problem, if you want to call it that, with getting into any Sanderson book is that I feel like it comes with an unspoken understanding that you are now obligated to read the rest of them.

2019-11-22 00:18:00 UTC  

If I read Mistborne what else do I need to read?

2019-11-22 00:21:35 UTC  

The original story was written as a trilogy, so you should really read all three.

2019-11-22 00:22:44 UTC  

That is the Final Empire, The Well of Ascencion and The Hero of Ages.

2019-11-22 00:23:20 UTC  

It looks like he wrote a lot.

2019-11-22 00:23:27 UTC  

There is also a follow up to it set on the same world something like four hundred years after.

2019-11-22 00:23:40 UTC  

Yeah

2019-11-22 00:24:43 UTC  

You know how Stephen King has a bunch of references to his other works that makes them all something like a shared universe? Even moreso with the Dark Tower series?

2019-11-22 00:24:58 UTC  

Sanderson does the same thing.

2019-11-22 00:25:48 UTC  

Errr bad example.

2019-11-22 00:26:12 UTC  

King combines universes like a drunk guy combines his car with your front porch, door, hallway, and umbrella stand.

2019-11-22 00:27:32 UTC  

Fair enough.

2019-11-22 00:28:19 UTC  

He wrote 45 books?

2019-11-22 00:28:38 UTC  

There were a bunch of things in the later half of the Dark Tower series that made me think that if this exact same thing was written by anyone not named Stephen King, they'd be laughed out of the room.

2019-11-22 00:28:43 UTC  

Sanderson?

2019-11-22 00:28:53 UTC  

I guess that's how many he has now.

2019-11-22 00:35:37 UTC  

For example about the stupid things that King did, there is the fact that the plot twist was robots, and not only that, it was robot cowboys that fought with literal fucking lightsabers and weapons that looked like the snitch from Harry Potter but acted like buzzsaws. Or the fact that they fought them off with three guns and a bunch of sharpened goddamn plates.

2019-11-22 00:36:05 UTC  

How much cocaine did he *do*

2019-11-22 00:36:17 UTC  

Or how about how he was IN the story as an actual character?

2019-11-22 00:36:21 UTC  

That's not even the worst one

2019-11-22 00:36:25 UTC  

Yes, exactly.

2019-11-22 00:36:38 UTC  

I remember loving the first 4-5 books of Dark Tower and the last just hit all my peeves and I coudn't finish.

2019-11-22 00:37:20 UTC  

Not only did he make himself a character in the story, he made the fact that he got hit by a van in real life a turning point for the fate of the universe.

2019-11-22 00:38:09 UTC  

So much so that one of the main characters had to sacrifice himself and throw himself in front of the van so it killed him instead of hitting King.

2019-11-22 00:39:26 UTC  

*Cringe*

2019-11-22 00:41:06 UTC  

I loved the way the series ended, but if I knew going in what kind of stupid bullshit I'd have to wade through to get there, I don't know if I would have finished it.

2019-11-22 00:42:25 UTC  

I skipped through the last 3 books to the end.

2019-11-22 00:42:41 UTC  

A satisfying end, but it was so bad.

2019-11-22 00:43:30 UTC  

What I would tell people that are going to read it for the first time is go through the first four books, though that's complicated by the fact that he wrote another book after finishing the series that fits somewhere in the middle. Anyway, I would say read the first four with no problems. Start the fifth one too, and read it until you get to the point where they find out what the wolves are, but don't say it.

2019-11-22 00:43:41 UTC  

Stop there and invent your own rest of the story.

2019-11-22 00:43:48 UTC  

What the heck 🤣

2019-11-22 00:43:52 UTC  

There's almost no way that it'll be worse than what Steve wrote.

2019-11-22 00:44:07 UTC  

Nah

2019-11-22 00:44:13 UTC  

Jump to the last 30 pages of the last book.

2019-11-22 00:44:32 UTC  

That too.