Message from @TheCompanyMan

Discord ID: 582402762390765608


2019-05-26 22:55:34 UTC  

*praying*

2019-05-26 22:55:54 UTC  

Sargon will return still a youtuber

2019-05-26 22:56:50 UTC  

Is the 'Brexit Party' UKIP, or something else?

2019-05-26 22:57:15 UTC  

completely seperate party made when Nigel split off from UKIP

2019-05-26 22:58:10 UTC  

I didn't even know he had. I'm not terribly informed about UK politics.

2019-05-26 22:59:58 UTC  

yeah so far UKIP has lost every seat it had

2019-05-26 23:00:44 UTC  

not to point fingers, but mUhOnEiSsuEpArTY stole all the votes

2019-05-26 23:01:13 UTC  

Wonder why.

2019-05-26 23:01:37 UTC  

The media slandering them as Nazis had nothing to do with it (sarcasm)

2019-05-26 23:02:40 UTC  

Brexit party winning everything kinda flies in the face of remainers bitching about how if they were only allowed another referendum, the voters would get it right this time.

2019-05-26 23:43:25 UTC  

So ¿Mark isn't going to the EU? 😢

2019-05-27 01:05:34 UTC  
2019-05-27 01:09:54 UTC  

👌 is the new 🖕

2019-05-27 02:26:19 UTC  

You talkn to me? Are YOU TALKN TO ME??

2019-05-27 02:28:51 UTC  

Rules to fascy for meeee. Hate is where it's at baby. You ever hear the tale of Darth Plagueis The Wise??

2019-05-27 02:34:51 UTC  

¿Darth Plagueis? Never heard of her.

2019-05-27 02:44:54 UTC  

😈WELL!....

2019-05-27 02:59:53 UTC  

remenber fellas

2019-05-27 02:59:57 UTC  

if we shit talk blonde

2019-05-27 03:00:01 UTC  

she knows it

2019-05-27 03:00:39 UTC  

Ain't that the point. ;) Not that I'd do that sort of thing.. 😘

2019-05-27 03:00:41 UTC  

so talk shit

2019-05-27 03:10:20 UTC  

hey, doods.

2019-05-27 03:11:56 UTC  

Shalom Borther

2019-05-27 03:15:45 UTC  

I'm scared of Blonde, pass thanks.

2019-05-27 03:16:15 UTC  

[[[salaam]]]

2019-05-27 03:16:18 UTC  

I saw that.

2019-05-27 03:16:33 UTC  

the show was awesome tonight.

2019-05-27 03:16:57 UTC  

Karen really needs to jump on. It's so awesome hearing her shoot the shit

2019-05-27 03:17:14 UTC  

instead, she was shitposting with us in chat

2019-05-28 06:30:02 UTC  

Is there daily guns of the day?

2019-05-28 10:07:26 UTC  

there is one thing I like about Facebook it's the "memories" feature it's like a reminder of some of my better jokes.

"To better forge a bond in a relationship remember to whisper sweet nothing into your lover's ear, stuff "I love you, "You're amazing" and "They'll never find your body" are always good ones to start out with."

2019-05-28 10:12:25 UTC  

I gotta go back and sort my reddit shitposts by upvote to see my better jokes

2019-05-28 10:12:30 UTC  

or by downvote

2019-05-28 10:12:52 UTC  

"We must always hold doors open for women, lest they get curious how doors work and join a STEM field"

2019-05-28 10:15:09 UTC  

@Lord Zedd I like to pull out my phone and pretend to be taking a picture and when women ask what I am doing: "Taking your last known photo"

2019-05-28 10:16:16 UTC  

lol

2019-05-28 10:16:18 UTC  

"Real men don't use Shaving Cream
they shave dry with a rusty Machete
While wrestling a crocodile
and getting a blowjob"

2019-05-28 10:16:53 UTC  

2011, it's crazy to think that Facebook has been around for so long

2019-05-28 10:17:27 UTC  

I just got banned for a fucking old meme