i want army boots

I know cause she's eating out my mom on Fridays

i have a buncha milsurp !

do u guys like guns and stuff

we should talk about our collections

I don't own any actual firearms

Army boots -> my mom.... ok idk how that happened.

Either that was beyond my understanding or that was a shitty joke

Multiple bb/pellet airguns, I am up in Canada

oh im sorry dude

but bb and pellet guns are fun, too

I really should get my license though you can get more than you think up here

yeah i have a ton of canadian friends who tell me all about it

its not as bad as most americans think it is

you guys even got your own special glock 19 with a maple leaf on it. i want it

But then our socialized medicine

That is worse than they think it is

yeah i feel real bad about that for you guys

i suspect it being under-funded makes it even worse

I am kinda on the fence despite that last statement

leftists don't truly think about these things. they just like platitudes and appearing nice

it sucks

that kind of thought gets people killed

I had a male nurse suggest that I had to grip my cockhead for at least half an hour or lose my foreskin forever, tell me to do so "Because it would be awkward" if he had to do it for me.

LOL

JESUS

I thank our Canadian system for the option I did not take

I could have had this man grip my dick head for half an hour

Thanks Canada

As much as I would like to believe this for hilaritys sake

state enforced homosexuality, but the state employees havent had enough soy

Oh, the weird fluid build up at the end of my wang did happen

at least your fucking country isn't as jewish as mine aka u still have ur foreskin

I have some news for you

I had to use lubricant and a towel and lay there gripping my dick

do u look at pokemon porn while u do it

Why would you call your mom "it" like that?

because i was born a virgin birth

I pressed him about his username when I first encountered him. He won't budge lol

I actually think I listened to Owen Benjamin while saving my foreskin

LOL