I could have had this man grip my dick head for half an hour

Thanks Canada

As much as I would like to believe this for hilaritys sake

state enforced homosexuality, but the state employees havent had enough soy

Oh, the weird fluid build up at the end of my wang did happen

at least your fucking country isn't as jewish as mine aka u still have ur foreskin

I have some news for you

I had to use lubricant and a towel and lay there gripping my dick

do u look at pokemon porn while u do it

Why would you call your mom "it" like that?

because i was born a virgin birth

I pressed him about his username when I first encountered him. He won't budge lol

I actually think I listened to Owen Benjamin while saving my foreskin

LOL

very good

i just started pokemon X. I found a good deal. I've always wanted play it after playing the fuck out of Y version when it was released

I demand foreskin reparations from the Jews

Is any of this supposed to be clever?

I played X

same goose

im pretty mad about it still!

make america the 110th

How old are you guys?

29 lol WBU

WOW

Also played AlphaSapphire but that's where I stopped

are you a child or something

a WEE LAD

29 as well

Wow, ok

oh nice. fellow millenial edgelord

Hmm

Ok I guess I was wrong

i played omega ruby and it was good but i preferred Y

34

Oh god

gordon how old are you

28

hentai and shrimp trap tattoos

no pronouns yet, figuring it out

nice, we're all in the same demographic