wow Rubin and Tulsi interview ends right at the start of matt and blonde

She's not attractive to me at all.

I do have a giant crush on Sarah Huckabee Sanders though

It's like, she was so good at her job that I got a stiffy. But realistically, we all know that I couldn't satisfy a woman like that.

How do I get unbanned from YT chat?

Draw a picture of an oxford comma Chameleon

@Grave try emailing Matt about it

At least, that seems to be Matt's own suggestion for such a thing

great show tonight so far

"pls invade canada, give us your constitution, then leave". I like that idea. especially the leave part.

I missed Kevin's first superchat, but I grabbed the 3 so far after

```Kevin Flanagan
$10.00

I hate to agree with a queer, but global warming crap is a lot like World War 2. It's likely to destroy our society, and we're on the wrong side again.

Kevin Flanagan
$10.00

I don't know how anyone can deny the climate. The climate clearly murdered 6 million with m@sturbation machines and roller coasters and turned them into soap and lampshades.

Kevin Flanagan
$10.00

Matt and I once gassed six million. When the government tried to step in, I explained that this was regular Zyklon, not the military style assault Zyklon.
```

```Kevin Flanagan
$10.00

This is so weird. My weekend also ended with a bunch of queers lying motionless at the bottom of a tall building.```

Fakin'. Kevin. Those were spicier than Indian cuisine

The second last one sounds anti-gun though 🤔

`so, "KEBIN! *collapses*"

@Agent Smith did he send these over stream labs? I wouldn't want PP to get them as youtube superchats instead

YT chat

oh, that's all going PP then. RIP.

Fashy bae protecting the childrens. Feels good man

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Twonies aren't gay! D:

loonies and twonies are totally gay

they are great for vending machines

2+30

👏 great 👏 show

Someone needs to stop reading my superchats

oh wait, she already doesn't

I am seriously not going to go through with my boll and branch christmas gift for blonde

I would

but I have a better idea

The podcast sponsor Tushy, the bidet company

They have a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE"

I'd rather send her that

So she can tell people about Matt

Anyways, how ya been Legalize? Hope all is well/

sometimes you see people who inspire, like just now my pizza delivery guy was a fat guy on a bicycle and in a very hilly area no less, good for that guy

I will mourn him alongside you, but the fact you put that girly wig on him is kinda strange.

don't kink shame bro

Just wanting to learn about shit, like when I lit my daughter on fire to teach her about Paul Walker

Nobody remembers the Squeekwel