Message from @Clive

Discord ID: 623557991261536266


2019-09-17 16:28:39 UTC  

OMG

2019-09-17 16:28:53 UTC  

as a graduating music major, JAZZ is 100% american

2019-09-17 16:29:05 UTC  

made in New Orleans by black musicians

2019-09-17 16:29:28 UTC  

tell that to the jazz musician whos teaching my class and has made that claim

2019-09-17 16:29:39 UTC  

Ask him who "Jelly Roll Morton" is

2019-09-17 16:29:46 UTC  

and be prepared to be suspended from class

2019-09-17 16:29:53 UTC  

oh we've listened to him

2019-09-17 16:29:59 UTC  

classy

2019-09-17 16:30:52 UTC  

Blues and country are also American

2019-09-17 16:31:05 UTC  

but because everything links to other cultures its not ours and thus we are wrong for claiming it as ours

2019-09-17 16:31:25 UTC  

well in tat case

2019-09-17 16:31:26 UTC  

But something something slavery, we wuz kangs, etc.

2019-09-17 16:31:36 UTC  

das rite

2019-09-17 16:32:22 UTC  

we wuz jewz

2019-09-17 16:32:33 UTC  

shouldn't all black people just be banging on drums with bones and clapping rocks together?
[listens to current rap]
oh nvm

2019-09-17 16:33:13 UTC  

so america has no music and fuck all the great jazz artists such as Count Baise, The Duke, Art Blakey Etc.

2019-09-17 16:34:11 UTC  

this music class is just splendid

2019-09-17 16:34:36 UTC  

so all music white and asian then?

2019-09-17 16:34:55 UTC  

i suppose?

2019-09-17 16:35:39 UTC  

hes on a rant about how western culture has made other cultures music muddy or something of the sort... im tuning him out

2019-09-17 16:36:50 UTC  

I'm reeing right now

2019-09-17 16:37:37 UTC  

Literally shaking right now

2019-09-17 16:38:14 UTC  

I took 3 music history classes as a music major in undergrad ranging from Baroque to classical to contemporary to DISNEY, yes I had contemporary music class where a whole chapter was on disney, he's a moron

2019-09-17 16:38:30 UTC  

and now we're listening to "pure" music which is Indian religious music

2019-09-17 16:38:31 UTC  

Lel

2019-09-17 16:39:23 UTC  

ah yes using quarter tones and half sharps and half flats because westerns are too stupid to come up with such beautiful Mewzik

2019-09-17 16:39:56 UTC  

this man is a white man who plays in a latin jazz band

2019-09-17 16:40:00 UTC  

>Jazz
>Blues
>Bluegrass
>not American

2019-09-17 16:40:16 UTC  

you're Canadian, what have you guys ever made

2019-09-17 16:40:31 UTC  

maple syrup?

2019-09-17 16:40:41 UTC  

what

2019-09-17 16:40:43 UTC  

what

2019-09-17 16:40:45 UTC  

beeman

2019-09-17 16:40:53 UTC  

oh

2019-09-17 16:40:56 UTC  

well yeah

2019-09-17 16:41:50 UTC  

Uh we probably never made Maple Syrup, Basketball, or our own currency

2019-09-17 16:42:05 UTC  

But we'll be allowed to take credit for the Ross rifle I'm sure

2019-09-17 16:43:03 UTC  

"artsy fartsy" types are annoying, and they exist in every art form: drawing, animation, music, etc. they tend to be left and couldn't make any money "doing" their craft so they resort to ~~bitching~~ teaching at a local JC

2019-09-17 16:43:23 UTC  

this is a state university

2019-09-17 16:43:55 UTC  

even worse, tenured bitching

2019-09-17 16:44:44 UTC  

"this indian music feels free of western influence and its pure" ~ Mr. Duberly 2019