Message from @OFFICIAL UNITEDSTATES

Discord ID: 270226056823308300


2017-01-15 15:27:50 UTC  

what coupons where

2017-01-15 15:59:57 UTC  

Because I don't own 5 toothbrushes. Nor do I want to clean that toothpaste dispenser.

2017-01-15 16:00:12 UTC  

Lazy arse nigga

2017-01-15 16:00:28 UTC  

Fucking toothpaste dispenser?

2017-01-15 16:00:48 UTC  

Lazy? I think it's even lazier that you want a dispenser.

2017-01-15 16:00:56 UTC  

For what purpose?

2017-01-15 16:01:00 UTC  

None.

2017-01-15 16:01:23 UTC  

I can squeze the tube myself.

2017-01-15 16:01:41 UTC  

Emerald has left!

2017-01-15 16:02:01 UTC  

Probably go for an electric toothbrush than this

2017-01-15 16:02:16 UTC  

It'll never look as nice

2017-01-15 16:02:17 UTC  

pffft

2017-01-15 16:02:20 UTC  

Agree with @Deltaman , they're better.

2017-01-15 16:05:54 UTC  

>he doesnt use a chink tooth paste squeezer

2017-01-15 16:06:09 UTC  

@callmeJHWH I know right, disgusting.

2017-01-15 16:20:55 UTC  

Why haven't u fgts ordered ur cars from china yet/

2017-01-15 16:21:52 UTC  

>tricycle factory

2017-01-15 16:21:54 UTC  

nice try

2017-01-15 16:22:07 UTC  

Newest electric 4 wheel vehicle

2017-01-15 16:22:12 UTC  

Tricryle factory +1

2017-01-15 16:23:37 UTC  

on a side note I'd buy one of these

2017-01-15 16:24:45 UTC  

You gotta be less than 5 feet to properly use these cars

2017-01-15 16:25:07 UTC  

Yo I could get a nice piece of land to use it on

2017-01-15 16:25:16 UTC  

I could turn them into bumper cars

2017-01-15 16:28:00 UTC  

Very good point

2017-01-15 16:28:04 UTC  

ive been doing it all wrong

2017-01-15 16:28:13 UTC  

>wanting to die in horrible fireball of molten plastic beams

2017-01-15 16:28:58 UTC  

>being scared of batteries exploding and scorching your skin off

2017-01-15 16:29:13 UTC  

fml those cars are fugly

2017-01-15 16:29:30 UTC  

duh, you dont drive them themself. you import some pajeets for that

2017-01-15 16:29:34 UTC  

@CIA isn't that why we deport the spic's and chink's?

2017-01-15 16:30:09 UTC  

really made me think

2017-01-15 16:30:28 UTC  

can you even buy from aliexpress without being chink'd

2017-01-15 16:30:37 UTC  

they want you to pay with WU

2017-01-15 16:30:38 UTC  

Of course not