That's probably what's kept me from getting a pet snake. It seems like it would be an entirely one sided relationship. Also I'm too lazy to take good care of it.

lol

it's like, easily the lowest effort pet you could have

Let’s see if this works

My brother got a parkette and he doted on it like a prince for a week until he got bored and then mother had to take care of it for the next decade.

"good care" is cleaning poop after feeding it pre killed thawed frozen mice once a week and replacing substrate every few weeks (I think?)
incredibly easy care

I never want to put myself doing that to an animal and giving myself more chores that I hate.

*between

I can barely remember to run the dishwasher every week but I see your point.

taking it out every once in a while and letting it slither around on you so it gets exercise is also good

I'm looking forward to that part

That does sound like the best part.

What will you do if it slithers off somewhere? Snakes can move pretty quick in short bursts can't they?

They're super friendly to humans it's pretty interesting to me

That's pretty weird. I wouldn't have expected that. I guess they just really like the body heat.

smaller ones like that yeah, but they won't try to escape off of you if they're not scared as hell

yeah you are big warm friend, they ain't gonna dart away

I mean they'll try to explore off of you usually but they don't go fast when they do that

often when they're on you they just hang around

I decided on the corn snake because the chill vibe like that is perfect for me

Do you put them in a fish bowl or something while you clean the cage or do you just clean around the snake?

that I'm not sure about yet. I think I'm gonna get an "acrylic shoebox" for temporary housing

while I clean

Do you bath snakes?

apparently that's a suitable normal housing for juveniles and hatchlings too

good question

oh I remember seeing a thumbnail for a video about that...

gonna look into it

I'm guessing yess

lol
yessssss

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How do you find all of these cool emotes? I cannot into discord

Step 1: buy a premium account
Step 2: join servers with cool emotes
Step 3: post those emotes in other servers

Ohhhhh so that’s how it’s done

Isn’t it like that on twitch too?

No idea. That sounds plausible.

there are some server-provided ones that can be used with a twitch sub integration

Back in my day on ||deviantart|| you just had to remember the names of all the “emotes” users would make by creating accounts and making them the profile pictures

I like the emote economy system on dlive

How does that work?

you have 20 slots for emotes across DLive, and in chats you can send them, and those emote messages that are sent can be clicked on by other people to either send it directly or save it to their collection. so emotes are originally provided by streamers for their chat to use but they can spread like a virus to everyone who uses those collected emotes on other streams