literally no libertarian-esque candidates

UKIP are closest

tories want to invade your freedom

>mfw they show you footage of you bringing a TV into your home 5 months before therefore they know you have a TV

labour wants to invade your freedom whilst importing voters from the third world

what a nightmare

ur tv is next

Where did everything go so wrong

first they came for my TV, but i said nothing, because i wasn't a TV

>village police trying to justify their raids

it's amazing

agent collins, get this mans tv

they find nail clippers, bike tyres and cricket bats then seize them as dangerous weapons

Take away tooth brush

Take away fork

Take away internet

are there any other britbongs here that feel my pain

at least im not a kraut tho lol haha

>tfw carry a 4 inch flipper knife on my person at all times

>tfw have used it in front of police officers at work

Yfw united kingdom used to be high ranking master race

nobody gives a fuck

>tfw chinger changer ninja dagger falls out of pocket

the whole knife crime bullshit

was LITERALLY because niggers in london kept stabbing each other

they just couldnt help but stab each other

literally

the idea of not stabbing each other

still happens with screwdrivers and shit, no?

was a distant thought

lol

IT STILL HAPPENS WITH KNIVES

if the US had the same knee-jerk reactions to crime as the UK

then they'd be a similar nanny state

niggers are always killing eachother

london is a fucking dump

it's a fact of life

theres like

a small slither of london

which is basically dubai tier rich