I'll come to the UK and we can drink together

im sorry my love

I am really really ill

I'll take care of you ❤

I have vomited every morning at 4am for the past week

This cough is killing me

Maybe see a doctor bruv

I have a killer sore throat

I have seen 2 seperate doctors and they literally tell me to fuck off

Pregnancy tests are needed

rofl

Might have gay butt babies

ahahaha

One gave me a throat spray that does fuck all

Guise im srs i want to die

Sue them

I have had to take time off work

Go to a private doctor

I spend all night sitting in my computer chair staring at the wall coughing

my view rn

I just listen to the birds all morning

I have had no real sleep for a week

I just want to die ;_;

If it makes you feel any better I do the same thing

And we both use arch

Maybe arch has infected us?

:c

That doesnt make me feel better

jk ive been sick for like a month

Did you put some non-free software on there? That might be enough to kill you.

Oh the one thing the doctor did say though is it could last 3-6 weeks

Stallman came and infected you

***!!!***

3 to 6 fucking weeks

I want to die

My mucus is green

My throat is so fucking sore i cant eat or drink

I am taking a fuck load of paracetamol & cough medicine

It does nothing

Please end my suffering

Yo dude mix paracetamol with alcohol