Message from @The Bitter Draught
Discord ID: 656680950452846604
I had the brilliant Idea to plant a peach tree in my backyard. Had to murder 3 squirrels, countless birds, and an unknown number of raccoons.
When I finally harvested the peaches, over half had grubs in them
We planted peach trees in our backyard, and we found the same problems. You have to spray your trees for insects.
Building cages for pests.
And after all of that we decided to not keep them because Michigan is to far north for peach trees to be healthy.
Well Im in the rolling hills of ole Virginia
But also gonna chop it down
Its not worth the warfare
One of those squirrels survived the rat trap and I had to dispatch it with an axe
haha damn
My backyard was abloody mess last summer
hamburger hill
The racoons I poisoned then felt like a horrible piece of shit for
They are just trying to make it in a cruel world
life aint fair
And the birds were just causalities of the squirrel traps
All for some grub filled peaches
well theyll learn
Lol
You know whats freaky though. Crows didnt fall for any of it
just like vietnam. lost the will to fight and pulled out
The crows just sat there and stared at me
crows are actually smart
Yeah
Like theyd eat the fruit not in the trap
Wouldnt touch the fruit on the rat trap
And always stared at me. They knew
lo yup
Crows have been proven to remember people who have been dicks to them and to specifically target them for harassment
Even just doing drive-by poopings haha
good thing for pellet guns then
Conversely, they sometimes bring shinies to people they like... they did that for years for a little girl in NYC, I think
Yeah I heard that
Shed leave out food and theyd bring her stuff
yee
And attacked kidnappers.
I wouldn't mind having a murder of crows as ~~my familiars~~ pets
Really??