Message from @Purple
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they'll look good
she's just a mass of alochol given human form
But if their mom looks good id want to plow her mom Everytime we visit
....And?
Decisions
you could be one of those families where the dude knocks up the mother and the daughter
@Purplefair point
I'm okay with it except the pregnancy part
one my ex's had a mother who was quite fine
Sounds like a Brazzers script
Cant say I have... Then again I fuck crazy bitches so usually their mother is crazy too and has been through the ringer
For the sake for the attachment of my penis, I am single lol
Last ex was crazy but she wanted to ram all the time so it was cool
They usually do
But you have to cut them off at a time
Plowed her in the bathroom of a nightclub
I was like I need a break. Dick might fall off. Can't take that broad out for a drink without having a new sexual experience lol
Fucking on the side of a cliff in clear view of a highway was the last time I was like <ok I gotta go after this>
Lolol
so that was one for the road?
Eh nvm that joke doesnt make sense
She gonna call you in 12 years "remember that time off the highway? Well, this is your son"
FUUUCK I hope not
Ill find that cliff again
"I named him after where he was concieved, Route 23 meet your father"
Take a running start
I'm fairly sure that's gonna happen to me. Raw dogged this teacher on tinder
Merry Christmas? Quick, unwrap your present. It's alimony requirements!
ROFL
Bro, teachers are wild... like.. most of them
Gave her the old multiplication table
When you have to act politically correct or get immediately fired for twelve hours a day, that's gonna build up.
They like to get fucked just like their bank account
Hard and repeatedly
LOL they say intersectionality is a secular religion.... So technically teachers are like girls at Christian camp
Hahaha
Only head, Jesus is watching
Nah, just cut a hole in the sheet
well then Jesus is a creep
It's for "***procreational purposes only***"