Message from @Catboi

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2020-01-16 04:24:59 UTC  

a gator is between a fish and a bird

2020-01-16 04:25:23 UTC  

Taxonomically?

2020-01-16 04:25:25 UTC  

reptiles and amphibians aren't that tastey so we can just think of them as trash

2020-01-16 04:25:37 UTC  

I don't like to get wet

2020-01-16 04:25:39 UTC  

I believe the french who settled in the bayou were given dispensation to eat gator during lent

2020-01-16 04:25:50 UTC  

_cleans paws *~Nyaaa~*_

2020-01-16 04:25:54 UTC  

Gator is way closer to a bird than a fish

2020-01-16 04:26:05 UTC  

it is. it tastes like chicken, i hear

2020-01-16 04:26:19 UTC  

It tasted like turkey when I had it

2020-01-16 04:26:25 UTC  

Turkey is the trash bird

2020-01-16 04:26:28 UTC  

oh, neat.

2020-01-16 04:26:31 UTC  

so my evaluation was correct

2020-01-16 04:26:40 UTC  

and It doesn't taste like turkey

2020-01-16 04:27:04 UTC  

and saying a gator is more like abird is retarded

2020-01-16 04:27:12 UTC  

because aligators are like white sharks

2020-01-16 04:27:14 UTC  

they're ancient

2020-01-16 04:27:17 UTC  

I heard Spaniards considered capybara fish so that they could eat it during lent

2020-01-16 04:27:28 UTC  

lizard is lizard. it's up there on the eat list for me. haven't had lizard yet

2020-01-16 04:27:30 UTC  

but ofc you fucking humans don't learn about your foods so you don't know proper taxonomy

2020-01-16 04:27:35 UTC  

@Catboi gators are very closely related to birds, much more so than to sharks

2020-01-16 04:27:47 UTC  

How long ago did birds first appear?

2020-01-16 04:28:44 UTC  

that meat and flesh thing is interesting. that's a kind of distinction that i remember learninga bout when it came to waste aand garbage and trash. the middle one is organs

2020-01-16 04:29:00 UTC  

discarded, of course

2020-01-16 04:29:07 UTC  

Like 60 Mya

2020-01-16 04:29:21 UTC  

This is like saying we're more closely related to blacks than chimpanzese because we're in the same Phylum

2020-01-16 04:29:24 UTC  

fucking retarded

2020-01-16 04:29:48 UTC  

the phylum categorization is up in the air as genetic stuff is getting more accurate

2020-01-16 04:30:02 UTC  

Yeah so you say, you fucking miscegenator

2020-01-16 04:30:21 UTC  

yeah, of gauls and germans. like most people in europe

2020-01-16 04:30:23 UTC  

Whatever you have to say to justify your degeneracy

2020-01-16 04:31:03 UTC  

@Fyrjefe bird taxonomy is really new because a lot of it relies on genetics

2020-01-16 04:31:08 UTC  

Talking about this stuff and saying it changes is retarded because it's based on observation as well as evidence from specimens

2020-01-16 04:31:18 UTC  

Taxonomy has changed ever since it was created

2020-01-16 04:31:23 UTC  

and will continue to change

2020-01-16 04:31:32 UTC  

that doesn't make what I said any less relavent

2020-01-16 04:32:13 UTC  

@Fyrjefe for example until recently they grouped hawks and falcons together (understandably) until modern DNA analysis

2020-01-16 04:32:14 UTC  

@Weepy ìnteresting point. I found out about this actually because they recently found out the asian elephant is quite distantly related to the african one. they share two removed common ancestors.

2020-01-16 04:32:32 UTC  

Listen just because you wanna fuck dogs. Arguing that because science modifies and corrects itself that it somehow justifies it because some animals are moved over and phylums are merging or splitting...

2020-01-16 04:32:35 UTC  

it's just nonsense

2020-01-16 04:33:07 UTC  

This is a ***cat***astrophic argument you guys are making

2020-01-16 04:33:10 UTC  

WAKE UP