>high blood pressue, can't take you
>Flat feet, Can't take you
>Clinical history of mental problems and depression... sorry son
>Oh a tranny, just this way, are you a he or a she?

When are we going to let the people with flat feed, diabetes and 70 IQ into the military? 🤔

Flat feet is a meme. I had flat feet. They made me but special running shoes, and I developed an arch.

They're not gonna find out about anything unless you tell

Well, that's not true for some things.

"Ever done drugs, have ADD, any other kind of illness?" No? Cool

That part is

But as healthcare records get more centralised, they have more and more info. They look the other way a lot, because fewer and fewer people want to bleed to death in the deseet for our greatest ally.

So recruiters struggle to meet their quotas.

G R E A T E S T A L L Y

what are you doing today, let's do that food challenge in Bellevue

One of my favorite hobbies is accusing proud boys of courting Nazi views, and when they point out that what they said is true, agree with them.

Church @FitnessByHeatherHeyer

And probably not today. Ill be in town later in the month, so then would be legit.

Main goal for today is not strangling my children.

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again it's maybe a meme now, but it wasn't always

I know. But it has been for a while.

Not in Dixie.

Daily reminder: southern Evangelicals invented and 100% believe in the Greatest Ally meme.

I don’t know, they might just want to use Israel as a tool to trigger Armageddon

Most do.

And?

Imagine paying $20 for 2 mimosas

Just lol @ the hungover bachelerotee parties on Sunday morning

Never having a daughter

Well... yeah.

Two dudes can't have kids.

Two dudes can't have kids. Two dudes together are gay.

Kevin doesn't want kids. Kevin is with another dude. Kevin is gay.

Gays are pedophiles. Legalize is a gay. Legalize is a pedophile.

Fags deserve gas

Have a $2,000 travel voucher for airplane/hotel/train. Where go?

Africa.

And you only need a one way ticket.

South Africa would be cool if it were 1o75

1975

Met a fiiiiiine SA girl in Atlanta. Pity they'll all be killed/raped in 5 years

C

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Im drunk

if there ever was evidince that the tech sector has been pozzed it's this gay ass emote 🔫

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Wow... morning drinking, huh?