Unless you water it

With your sperm

If by water, you mean feed it everyone you know and everything you have.

No by water I mean spunk

Jizz

hmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Spewy gooey

So how far away were you two?

Too far to be practical, like everyone is when you live in britshitland.

but not like plane ride far

Like did you ever actually meet?

Nope.

I mean, my dad is doing some long-distance thing with some asian girl at the moment, but they -have- met a couple of times.

Thai

I bet

Heh, nah.

Filipino.

Well

Mine was americaland.

Ah

That's pretty far

is your dad dating a ladyboy

Bro

No. I've met her.

he said no thai

Thai, Filipino, same tier

at least the flip won't be a trap

Not when it comes to Ladyboys

She was nice. She seemed way too smart to be in that situation though.

Was she poor or something?

I have no idea.

I can't imagine 'alcohol dependent' is a thing girls look for in dudes though.

Depends

There are a lot of girls that like the idea of a broken heart to fix

I mean, there are a lot of guys that do as well

Ew, martyr complex.

Yeah

The problem is when you're fixed

Then they can lose interest

Like I say. I hope she doesn't come back for her sake.