She was too young

I made that clear and then when she turned 18 she started the lewd picture shit

Very nice she waited

Responsible

Not illegal

yeah well I didn't want the lewd pictures

Fair

I mean, I might have a little bit

I can take them off your hands

But the sensible part f me deleted them

:(

@Tendril Sounds like you've experienced this

I might have done.

But I'm not going into details. I know dumb shit.

Sensitive topic?

Not really. Just a bit too personal.

Still happening?

Nope. I dropped it like uh

Last september kind of time?

[almost exactly a year later wew lad]

wew

I guess it was nice while it lasted but it's a creeping inevitability that it wouldn't work.

Pretty much

It's planting a flower that will never bloom

Unless you water it

With your sperm

If by water, you mean feed it everyone you know and everything you have.

No by water I mean spunk

Jizz

hmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Spewy gooey

So how far away were you two?

Too far to be practical, like everyone is when you live in britshitland.

but not like plane ride far

Like did you ever actually meet?

Nope.

I mean, my dad is doing some long-distance thing with some asian girl at the moment, but they -have- met a couple of times.

Thai

I bet

Heh, nah.