Got a girlfriend

Her name is Jill

Noooice.

Smash worthy?

Gobbles goober with much gusto?

She knows how to do handjobs pretty fucking well

@Sir Harndes your hand doesn't count as girl friend

Holy shit. It's always impressive when a girl can whack you better than....oooh, @Hellhound6 has a point

Darn it Merc

Bummer

Lmao....sooo....does she give good blowjobs?

yeah

I mean

I dunno

Aight, gotta crawl back to my cave

@Hellhound6 fuck u tho

@slvr_neo hockey is ultimate sport,,,,,, hit man with body,,, knife strapped to foot 🔪 🔪 🔪 use stick to hit things,,,, go fast

If someone upset u,,,, F I G H T T H E M

@Sir Harndes had to give you a little shit bud

@Bodark Actual agreed, it's got everything.

Though thumb wrestling is a hard runner up

MMA 3rd, I'd say

Hmm yes

@Hellhound6 no

ive been waiting for this moment my entire life

And you just ruined it

Go learn how to catch some tail boi don't be sad get horny

@Sir Harndes order you a mail order bride from china. There's a bogo special going on right now

Basically

Had to get a word in somewhere, I was busy watching russian dashcam vids for science

Glad I'm not the only one that watches those

They're so cash

Good advise all around boys @slvr_neo @Bodark Actual yall are in your element here.

But facts on the woman stuff

@mcguyver123 whatever you choose, your friends will be there to help you back up man. You know that.

Don't trust women

They're bitches and will break your heart

You need to to some extent, especially if you want that family with kids

@thedarkness05 this

@Foxhound I disagree. Some will some wont
Hard wiring is different then men for sure

You of all people should understand the need to pass on your race's genetics, isnt that part of the nat soc deal there @Foxhound?