Message from @markolo25

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2017-03-21 05:46:23 UTC  

if you're getting razor burns you might just be passing it too many times and forcing it onto the skin

2017-03-21 05:46:27 UTC  

barely need pressure

2017-03-21 05:46:28 UTC  

Just wipe some rubbing alcohol on your face afterwards

2017-03-21 05:46:31 UTC  

ok

2017-03-21 05:46:34 UTC  

so just glide it along

2017-03-21 05:46:35 UTC  

?

2017-03-21 05:46:39 UTC  

yes

2017-03-21 05:46:43 UTC  

there's still some fuzziness

2017-03-21 05:46:47 UTC  

that's why i pushed harder

2017-03-21 05:46:48 UTC  

ok

2017-03-21 05:46:50 UTC  

next time i guess

2017-03-21 05:46:56 UTC  

you gotta stretch and flex the skin for a better shave

2017-03-21 05:47:01 UTC  

>being male (male)
>not knowing how to shave

2017-03-21 05:47:09 UTC  

my dad is asian so barely any hair

2017-03-21 05:47:15 UTC  

except for mustache

2017-03-21 05:47:24 UTC  

there's a cool vid on yt where they show you how they do really nice shaves in parlors

2017-03-21 05:47:25 UTC  

You fucked up son

2017-03-21 05:47:30 UTC  

thanks

2017-03-21 05:47:33 UTC  

Is your mom white?

2017-03-21 05:47:35 UTC  

no

2017-03-21 05:47:38 UTC  

she's asian too

2017-03-21 05:47:41 UTC  

Both chink?

2017-03-21 05:47:43 UTC  

it's done with a straight razor but it's still applicable to other razors

2017-03-21 05:47:45 UTC  

Ah then its good

2017-03-21 05:47:54 UTC  

i'm filipino so my mom is mixed with spanish

2017-03-21 05:48:04 UTC  

so i got the hair from her side

2017-03-21 05:48:10 UTC  

At least you're not white/asian

2017-03-21 05:48:13 UTC  

lel

2017-03-21 05:48:19 UTC  

what's wrong with those?

2017-03-21 05:48:21 UTC  

That's cause for suicide

2017-03-21 05:48:25 UTC  

oh ok

2017-03-21 05:48:35 UTC  

Those genetics just don't go together

2017-03-21 05:48:45 UTC  

Even black / white works somewhat

2017-03-21 05:49:31 UTC  

There are exceptions of course

2017-03-21 05:49:49 UTC  

Of course there are

2017-03-21 05:50:35 UTC  

But most of the time the dad isn't that handsome to begin with in that pairing

2017-03-21 05:51:28 UTC  

>some balding white guy with low self esteem
>so goes to south east asia to bait girl back
>for us citizenship

2017-03-21 05:51:33 UTC  

And he's white, but azn chinks love white men

2017-03-21 05:51:43 UTC  

At least he can fug

2017-03-21 05:51:52 UTC  

it only takes money

2017-03-21 05:51:58 UTC  

to being south east brown chinks