(see all those gas stoves in market)

im here neow

some chink shit has arrived

what did you get

http://www.gearbest.com/others/pp_627138.html

xiaomeme espresso machine

far out my camera sucks ass http://i.4cdn.org/g/1495097223917.jpg

can't wait for the xiaomi self driving car

wow! a xiaomi nespresso machine this is fuckin unreal

so i can die in a car fire

thats pretty cool

Didnt u fucking order that thing like 3 days ago

My 5e mini wallet has been stuck in post for week now

lel na i ordered it a while back

time to test it with my headphones

like the dude from yesterday

wew i got my microphones

can finally measure some chink iems

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1495097852976.jpg

thats how its duun

nice werk hektik

is that chink ink

I bought 60ml of dollar caligraphy black ink for £3.79 (about $4.50), did I get gwailo'd

also, x2 bros

Okay, I guess I'll have to buy a spinner

oh shit

you have the same mousepad anddddddddd headphones

except my mousepad is grotty ngross

yeh thats chink ink

hero pen ink

are you a cantonese?

ngo hai

ah

me too

your parents from mainland or HK

southeast asian, their parents from somewhere in guangdong that I can't remember

ah ok

vietnamese?

they speak a pretty weird dialect of cantonese that's distinctly different from what you hear in gz or hk

haha you guessed it

guess the other obvious one woulda been malaysia