Jeez, that makes me feel old.

I got a front seat to watching rage comics become cancerous. Boy howdy.

@hansolo_q buy him cash royale in game money and support Finnish economy

@Make hell no

literally everywhere i look people are playing this fucking game

even at work everyone is only talking about this shit

<https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Clash-Royale-Gameplay-Supplement/32775006124.html>

well don't say it's not a solid choice

🤔

I've never heard of CR before now.

maybe get some unique spinner that doesn't look like the plastic shit everyone has

imma buy him that one thanks @Tendril

👍

@hansolo_q It's funny that these Finnish mobile game companies makes more money than some AAA game makers

*autistic spinning intesifies*

Use the randomizer and see if it lands on anything.

What about a cheapish drone

Maybe Yoyos will make an ironic comeback amongst fidget spinners but the ones I've bought off Aliexpress are a bit shit.

@Tendril we got him a drone once (~40$) but that thing broke after like 5 mins of flying

looking at the randomizer Im realizing this spoiled brat has already anything a kid could ever dream of

What to get a kid who has everything

get him a knife

A job application :^)

>Giving a dumb hormonal teen a knife

;) thats the point

🤔

Buy him a flail so he can't hurt anyone except himself.

https://de.aliexpress.com/item/Raisevern-Fashion-3D-Pepe-The-Frog-Joggers-Pants-Men-Women-Funny-Cartoon-Sweatpants-Trousers-Elastic-Waist/32815641485.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10208_10068_10304_10136_10137_10060_10302_10155_10062_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_5300017_100031_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10053_5320017_10142_10107_10050_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10182_10078_10079_10073_10123_10189_142,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=7fc32cc4-931b-4ab4-b009-2766eb7dc895&algo_expid=763ead45-0fad-4a43-980f-66e26d0a6118-24&algo_pvid=763ead45-0fad-4a43-980f-66e26d0a6118

ill get him these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DL-10525-Wholesale-Special-light-body-casual-short-brimmed-bell-jazz-black-leather-Fedoras-British-gentleman/32645935276.html

That picture cracks me up

cheap dragon dildo oughta do it

<https://www.aliexpress.com/item/exploding-torso-cancer/32797275707.html>

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Summer-New-I-Eat-Ass-T-Shirt-Men-Short-Sleeve-Printed-O-neck-Cotton-Cartoon-T/32793526776.html

There we go.

Manufactured by only the most thoroughbred chinese 4 year olds.

@Tendril People have been flipping these for profit on my country's Gumtree/Craigslist http://www.dhgate.com/product/20pcs-video-games-for-adcance-advance-games/391076047.html

http://www.dhgate.com/product/5pcs-halloween-gameboy-advance-gba-games/390339508.html

Oh

http://www.dhgate.com/product/nwc-1990-gold-edition-reproduction-72pins/400677417.html#s1-17-7b;searl|3562941107