Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 373034354361892864


2017-10-26 03:41:35 UTC  

@Lawman probably double shipped for lulz

2017-10-26 03:42:46 UTC  

Imagine they hold western brands to a higher standard, Harley Davidson is super popular there for the rich apparently.

2017-10-26 03:43:43 UTC  

Motorcycles are pretty easy to make so I imagine they are pretty good quality.

2017-10-26 03:44:38 UTC  

If it's a double ship I got my gf christmas gift EZ

2017-10-26 03:44:44 UTC  

I hope it's from goybest

2017-10-26 03:45:03 UTC  

Well im pretty sure it is only time i used DHL was goybest

2017-10-26 03:52:03 UTC  

ah, SG would be Goybest

2017-10-26 03:57:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/372956897948729346/IMG_20171026_135627.jpg

2017-10-26 03:57:43 UTC  

Plz hurry

2017-10-26 04:44:02 UTC  

G O T T A G O F A S T

2017-10-26 04:57:13 UTC  

vroom vroom chinky logistics

2017-10-26 06:56:48 UTC  

🤔

2017-10-26 07:05:13 UTC  

>minimum typing speed of 35wpm

2017-10-26 07:05:33 UTC  

Hold on let me put a movie on while I wait for you to finish typing at 35wpm

2017-10-26 07:07:57 UTC  

literally this

2017-10-26 07:08:09 UTC  

I type 60-80wpm

2017-10-26 07:08:55 UTC  

Same, i can hit 90 on a good day on 10fastfingers but id say 60 would be the slowest I go for every day typing

2017-10-26 07:13:33 UTC  

basically, are you capable of flailing your hands across the keyboard?

2017-10-26 08:18:10 UTC  

@Droidbot I'm gonna apply

2017-10-26 09:05:20 UTC  

>my friend got his Mi A1 2 weeks ago

2017-10-26 09:05:39 UTC  

>still havent used it

2017-10-26 09:06:00 UTC  

>he refuses to do so because his screen protector and case havent arrived

2017-10-26 09:06:21 UTC  

>he has only owned iphags and think its gonna break instantly without them

2017-10-26 09:06:57 UTC  

my dad had a shit LG before his moto g and because hes a clumsy oldfag he ordered an otterbox

2017-10-26 09:07:08 UTC  

it overheated in the otterbox so much he stopped using it l m a o

2017-10-26 09:07:51 UTC  

I don't know how some people can go through so many broken phones, i've dropped my phones a few times and yet i've never had a broken screen

2017-10-26 09:08:15 UTC  

I dropped my OPO out of a moving car at 80km/h and it only shattered the glass protector

2017-10-26 09:08:48 UTC  

My god it was horrible seeing it spin on the road following the car

2017-10-26 09:12:46 UTC  

meanwhile

2017-10-26 09:13:20 UTC  

I fucking drop my OPO from 30cm while taking a shit and the digitiser dies

2017-10-26 09:13:26 UTC  

Glass and panel are intact

2017-10-26 09:13:37 UTC  

But some crinkle effect under the display and no touch

2017-10-26 09:13:48 UTC  

Then, I repair it with a Chink panel

2017-10-26 09:14:08 UTC  

A week and a half later I sit on it and it breaks, taking touch with it

2017-10-26 09:14:30 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-10-26 09:14:36 UTC  

That's just bad luck and a half

2017-10-26 09:15:25 UTC  

It's literally the only phone screen I've ever cracked

2017-10-26 09:16:00 UTC  

Besides my Nexus S, which my dad hit me in the stomach and I dropped it breaking the screen

2017-10-26 09:16:28 UTC  

We were fucking around and I pull it out to check my texts

2017-10-26 09:17:50 UTC  

I reckon the toughest phone i've ever had is when I had an iphone 3, it was a piece of shit but I threw it about 60 meters horizontally across a footy field multiple times and it didn't even have a scratch on it