Message from @Lynxoid

Discord ID: 378259879930101762


2017-11-09 19:02:40 UTC  

fuck my entire life

2017-11-09 19:04:17 UTC  

we talking about flashlights or

2017-11-09 19:04:25 UTC  

*fleshlights*

2017-11-09 19:05:37 UTC  

flashlights

2017-11-09 19:05:42 UTC  

things that illuminate the darkness

2017-11-09 19:05:45 UTC  

I'm.. uh..

2017-11-09 19:05:52 UTC  

I'm known for my flashlight addiction in here

2017-11-09 19:06:41 UTC  

What is the appeal of flashlights?

2017-11-09 19:06:52 UTC  

no bulli genuinely curious

2017-11-09 19:06:54 UTC  

I dunno man

2017-11-09 19:06:56 UTC  

i remember gazing longingly at the flashlight section of rite aid as a kid

2017-11-09 19:07:12 UTC  

it's a masculinity compensator

2017-11-09 19:07:17 UTC  

like people that carry

2017-11-09 19:07:26 UTC  

i mean everyone in /g/ has some level of autism right

2017-11-09 19:07:27 UTC  

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

2017-11-09 19:08:20 UTC  

@Videobro well, it's complicated

2017-11-09 19:09:03 UTC  

I think the primary appeal of flashlights is that they give light

2017-11-09 19:09:10 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-09 19:09:16 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-09 19:09:20 UTC  

when you guys (no offense) think of flashlights, it's mostly just this
http://twinriversvineyard.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/flashlight_in_the_dark.jpg

2017-11-09 19:09:43 UTC  

my xiaomi torch is good enough tbh

2017-11-09 19:09:49 UTC  

when I think of flashlights, it's this
https://streamable.com/nwby0

2017-11-09 19:09:50 UTC  

never needed a flashlight since I carry fone everywjere

2017-11-09 19:09:59 UTC  

@Lynxoid thank you I am now triggered

2017-11-09 19:10:17 UTC  

so am I

2017-11-09 19:10:31 UTC  

but for things completely different

2017-11-09 19:10:38 UTC  

welcome to the club pal :)

2017-11-09 19:10:52 UTC  

my flashlight addiction explained with an xkcd:
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/flashlights.png

2017-11-09 19:11:16 UTC  

aha

2017-11-09 19:11:22 UTC  

ok i might give it a go

2017-11-09 19:11:48 UTC  

i own one of those CREE flashlights

2017-11-09 19:11:52 UTC  

pretty nifty

2017-11-09 19:12:18 UTC  

is it light?

2017-11-09 19:12:21 UTC  

eheheheheh get it xDDDD

2017-11-09 19:12:44 UTC  

cree AA powered or 18650 powered?

2017-11-09 19:12:58 UTC  

there's a difference, although then you have enthusiast (or, autism) level flashlights

2017-11-09 19:13:02 UTC  

and that's a whole other level

2017-11-09 19:13:42 UTC  

also I love showing flashlights off

2017-11-09 19:13:53 UTC  

most of the time I pull out one of mine, someone goes "what the FUCK"

2017-11-09 19:13:55 UTC  

AA powered

2017-11-09 19:14:00 UTC  

i fucking told you it was an euphemism for dicks