Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 379567431766769665


2017-11-13 09:29:56 UTC  

add to me going to get shafted on import duty

2017-11-13 09:30:01 UTC  

im still only A3 on ali though

2017-11-13 09:30:11 UTC  

so i'm somewhere between $500 and $2000 spent

2017-11-13 09:30:19 UTC  

post the entire haul fam

2017-11-13 09:30:29 UTC  

41 items <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-13 09:30:54 UTC  

^ being his postman is enough grounds for murder

2017-11-13 09:31:03 UTC  

im cool with my postal people

2017-11-13 09:36:21 UTC  

what even is this

2017-11-13 09:37:10 UTC  

you get special platinum parties and stuff

2017-11-13 09:37:44 UTC  

You get to spend 5 minutes in a closet with comfy and a box of chink sextoys

2017-11-13 09:37:52 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379565521151983616/unknown.png

2017-11-13 09:38:01 UTC  

Platinum gets you a ticket to China and one very personal blowjob from Ali customer support

2017-11-13 09:38:03 UTC  

top 10% we made it mom

2017-11-13 09:38:20 UTC  

imagine that

2017-11-13 09:38:21 UTC  

i dont think it processed the points from the sales yet

2017-11-13 09:38:35 UTC  

non pixelated chink first person blowjob

2017-11-13 09:38:55 UTC  

all you gotta do is spend several thousand dollars <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-13 09:42:14 UTC  

it annoys me to no end that some chink websites don't give a NZD choice

2017-11-13 09:45:27 UTC  

It is kind of an obscure currency

2017-11-13 09:47:05 UTC  

Are there any good hot and cheap memes to get currently?

2017-11-13 09:47:34 UTC  

deus woof?

2017-11-13 09:48:33 UTC  

how much was deus woof

2017-11-13 09:49:27 UTC  

can someone post the link again I might check out frames in Ikea

2017-11-13 09:49:34 UTC  

could be funny to get it framed

2017-11-13 09:50:14 UTC  

Deus woof is lit

2017-11-13 09:52:15 UTC  

wow that's super lit

2017-11-13 09:52:49 UTC  

seems like 50x50

2017-11-13 09:55:11 UTC  

Yes

2017-11-13 10:19:18 UTC  

my new 5s battery arrived, spent an hour installing it

2017-11-13 10:19:33 UTC  

its times like that i envy asians tiny nimble fingers

2017-11-13 10:20:18 UTC  

i get so fucking on edge my hands shake when i use it, and the vibrations completly gone now, dunno why

2017-11-13 10:20:46 UTC  

now to see if new chink battery explodes, becuase the old one did when i put it in fireplace

2017-11-13 10:20:59 UTC  

i only wish deus woof was a bit cheaper

2017-11-13 10:21:19 UTC  

just skimp on the donation box next sunday

2017-11-13 10:21:41 UTC  

god sees what your doing, and he likes <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-11-13 10:22:39 UTC  

are there good portable speakers that you can use with usb stick/sd card?

2017-11-13 10:22:50 UTC  

Man, I need to replace my battery soon and I'm thinking of just paying the local phone place to install it for me.

2017-11-13 10:25:13 UTC  

enjoy paying 60bucks for asians who may or may not succeed

2017-11-13 10:25:24 UTC  

at least if I fuck up my phone i know what went wrnog