Message from @Cole
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prepare to get cancer boy
Now this is a flashlight @Cole
wew
that's the old generation of flashlights
I accidentally bought in to a mango presale
@regular pedestrian chink mango? rip
There's a led in it though, not a bulb
ooooh
interesting
They are actually so good, just I don't like waiting
only ever saw these with a bulb
@regular pedestrian you ever feel warm on the inside?
that's the radiation fron chink mango eating you alive
There used to be a bulb
But fuck that
And fuck those silly 4.5v batteries
oh
@Cole probably less radioactive than my glowing tritium implant
"implant"
Where'd you put that implant?
glowdick
In my arm
No way
>dick in arm
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meme
I've got graphite in my hand but I didn't choose that
Some dude stabbed me with a pencil
It's still there
Why not remove it?
Can't be fucked
It ain't hurting me
i stabbed myself with a pencil
that's what a tutorial from xda said
can still see the graphite bit
Maybe it still uses lead and you're getting autism