Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 391199517132718080


2017-12-15 11:40:25 UTC  

if you wanna kill your wife order a vibrator or some sort of plug from ali to her

2017-12-15 11:40:29 UTC  

nah fam

2017-12-15 11:40:33 UTC  

😄

2017-12-15 11:40:40 UTC  

make her use it with underwear.. probably all toxic

2017-12-15 11:40:49 UTC  

just order special chinese poison powder

2017-12-15 11:40:52 UTC  

go with butt plug, vibrator and lingerie for maximum hazard

2017-12-15 11:40:54 UTC  

untracable

2017-12-15 11:41:25 UTC  

my sister once got legit reaction to some chink jewelery

2017-12-15 11:41:36 UTC  

her skin went weird on a bracelet

2017-12-15 11:41:38 UTC  

or something

2017-12-15 11:41:40 UTC  

see.. I might me onto something

2017-12-15 11:42:05 UTC  

anus is a very delicate place and will absorb all these dangerous things easily

2017-12-15 12:02:54 UTC  

how many orders from 11/11 are you still waiting for, /csg/?

2017-12-15 12:03:13 UTC  

3 here

2017-12-15 12:04:10 UTC  

~10

2017-12-15 12:05:06 UTC  

@Goz3rr would you dispute if AliEx Standard shipping window of 17-25 days was not met?

2017-12-15 12:05:21 UTC  

it's been 34 days since 11/11 and I don't have my order

2017-12-15 12:05:33 UTC  

the one I actually really wanted ffs

2017-12-15 12:05:58 UTC  

did you take into account the listed processing time

2017-12-15 12:07:04 UTC  

if you check the order details page

2017-12-15 12:07:13 UTC  

Processing Time:3 Days

2017-12-15 12:07:14 UTC  

ali says from which date you should dis🅱ute

2017-12-15 12:07:46 UTC  

If your order does not arrive on 2018-01-11 , you can apply for a refund by opening a dispute.

2017-12-15 12:07:50 UTC  

fuck that

2017-12-15 12:12:05 UTC  

Oh yeah 11.11 was more than a month ago

2017-12-15 12:12:14 UTC  

Time flies when you're not having fun

2017-12-15 12:13:21 UTC  

4 from ali, 4 from gearbest

2017-12-15 12:13:32 UTC  

only two were 11.11 tho

2017-12-15 12:13:33 UTC  

from gb

2017-12-15 12:13:36 UTC  

so all good

2017-12-15 12:13:49 UTC  

and the 11.11 ones which have tracking say the packages arrived in dest. country

2017-12-15 12:14:58 UTC  

oh god Orico wtf

2017-12-15 12:15:38 UTC  

~~30x chink 4GB pendrive RAID~~

2017-12-15 12:15:40 UTC  

>he doesnt own 30 iPhones

2017-12-15 12:16:44 UTC  

this instead :^)

2017-12-15 12:16:50 UTC  

massive

2017-12-15 12:16:51 UTC  

redundant

2017-12-15 12:16:55 UTC  

blazing fast

2017-12-15 12:16:57 UTC  

what's not to like?