Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 395638459760508939


2017-12-27 18:01:30 UTC  

I felt safer buying on Ali

2017-12-27 18:01:44 UTC  

legit stores here had it for much more

2017-12-27 18:01:51 UTC  

the packaging was insane on it, too

2017-12-27 18:02:12 UTC  

it was in that slightly gray plastic envelope to not raise any suspicion

2017-12-27 18:02:26 UTC  

but inside they put the air matress

2017-12-27 18:02:33 UTC  

and inside the air matress was bubble wrap

2017-12-27 18:02:37 UTC  

and only THERE was the phone box

2017-12-27 18:02:48 UTC  

I sure do fucking hope my books somehow end up in customs hell next week

2017-12-27 18:02:53 UTC  

the box is factory new

2017-12-27 18:03:06 UTC  

No bloatware then?

2017-12-27 18:03:11 UTC  

yeah

2017-12-27 18:03:14 UTC  

global version

2017-12-27 18:03:22 UTC  

not even the tiniest dent or scratch on the box or phone

2017-12-27 18:03:26 UTC  

100% perfect

2017-12-27 18:03:36 UTC  

💯

2017-12-27 18:04:40 UTC  
2017-12-27 18:04:44 UTC  

it's so cute when it moves

2017-12-27 18:05:01 UTC  

wish discord wouldn't fuck it up

2017-12-27 18:05:36 UTC  

what u mean fuck it up

2017-12-27 18:05:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/395638408237678596/unknown.png

2017-12-27 18:05:59 UTC  

I wish it would just play automatically

2017-12-27 18:06:01 UTC  

just hover mouse

2017-12-27 18:06:03 UTC  

ah

2017-12-27 18:06:06 UTC  

thats not a discord thing

2017-12-27 18:06:09 UTC  

its a gif thing

2017-12-27 18:06:29 UTC  

some chat apps play gif automatically

2017-12-27 18:07:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/395638719232868352/ezgif.com-gif-to-webp.webp

2017-12-27 18:07:02 UTC  

that's exactly how your dear seller wants to treat you, precious dear customer

2017-12-27 18:07:06 UTC  

i hope my zse ship soon zzz

2017-12-27 18:07:06 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:07:07 UTC  

HOLY SHIT HOW

2017-12-27 18:07:21 UTC  

upload directly

2017-12-27 18:07:23 UTC  

but I cba

2017-12-27 18:07:33 UTC  

guys

2017-12-27 18:07:43 UTC  

my bluetooth speaker left customs earlier today <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:07:52 UTC  

but ali tracking is still stuck on "item dispatched"

2017-12-27 18:08:17 UTC  

if it arrives without tracking updating I'll just claim I never got it because the "standard shipping" was a fucking scam

2017-12-27 18:08:52 UTC  

if you jew chinks they will send you poison without second thoughts

2017-12-27 18:09:02 UTC  

hey cole did u get ur yi4k+

2017-12-27 18:09:07 UTC  

VX nerve gas please

2017-12-27 18:09:28 UTC  

i was really concerned i was coughing the day i opened my first goibest package