I once rolled down Amsterdam

And when I jumped a ledge my wheel popped off and I smacked my jaw on the floor

Opened a paypal dispute with gaybeast.

I'm sick of their shit.

Four tickets and nothing has been done.

Screwed my wheel with an Ali tool

All good

Gearbest gets real annoying

@Shrimpf post a link to the tool please babe

>frenchman rolling down amsterdam streets and saving the day with an ali tool

Are you living in a commercial?

Kek

I imagine a bloody faced 🦐 trying to screw his skateboard back together with a chink tool

I was pretty bloodied

Skating really hurts when you're a retard like me

I suppose it wouldn't be a problem if Ali wasn't fucked half the time too

@Shrimpf you got face scars?

Should have bought an Ali medical kit.

Nah

I fell the first day I got my longboard <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Arm scars tho

I got stabbed once

damn

But even then, Ali customer service has been wholly less awful. Gearbest fucks you around for a month and then offers you ten dollars and good goy points for spreading your asshole for the cheeki invaders and mongolian street pirates that abduct their packages.

I stepped inbetween two dudes fighting at a nightclub

Dude stabbed me with a small knife and drew out

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

also

speed wobbles are scary

I hate those

Especially on your hands

heh, back when I longboarded falls where pretty often, fucking 3rd world country streets.

started wearing gloves since that day

not proper slide gloves though

Hurts like shit

@not_a_bot i feel u

climbs are so fucking annoying on shitty concrete/asphalt

I love finding good downhill roads

also just realized, following the invoices for gearbest, that all my orders reached my country from dec 10 to dec 14. hopefully they won't get """ lost""" in out post system

I hate finding good downhill roads and then later discovering that they stop abruptly