Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 435076237942194186


2018-04-15 11:48:32 UTC  

Can't live without my phone even when the power cuts

2018-04-15 11:48:57 UTC  

Which it probably would if you connected it to the mains

2018-04-15 11:49:15 UTC  

Probably blow the fuses for you and everyone in a 3 mike radius

2018-04-15 11:51:59 UTC  

@bentech generators are illegal in the UK I'm calling the police

2018-04-15 11:52:26 UTC  

WHERES YAR GENERATOR LOICENSE CHEEKY CUNT

2018-04-15 11:52:36 UTC  

this

2018-04-15 11:55:37 UTC  

Is anything legal in the uk

2018-04-15 11:56:18 UTC  

with a license you can breathe

2018-04-15 11:57:31 UTC  

>breathing license expires while in line to get it renewed

2018-04-15 11:57:59 UTC  

>try to hold breath until its my turn so i dont commit a hate crime against Her Majesty

2018-04-15 11:58:16 UTC  

>cant hold it any longer and take a breath

2018-04-15 11:58:34 UTC  

>SAS breaks in and takes me away to a work camp

2018-04-15 11:59:05 UTC  

part and parcel of living in the uk mate <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-15 12:01:22 UTC  

God save the Queen

when the tv police break down your door because you didn't pay the tv license fee 😨

2018-04-15 12:43:23 UTC  

live in the UK can confirm all of this

2018-04-15 13:41:59 UTC  

The TV license isn't mandatory lmao

2018-04-15 13:42:24 UTC  

The BBC isn't a govt entity, if you don't pay it, they send goons to your house to harass you but you can just tell them to fuck off.

2018-04-15 13:45:09 UTC  

how late am i

2018-04-15 13:57:38 UTC  

>doesn't put the package in a plastic bag

2018-04-15 13:57:51 UTC  

this guy never sent anything in China before

2018-04-15 13:58:03 UTC  

bubble wrap, box, plastic bag

2018-04-15 14:00:00 UTC  

Wtf

2018-04-15 14:00:04 UTC  

No plastic bag

2018-04-15 14:03:00 UTC  

The worst one is when they wrapn it in like that cling film like stuff

2018-04-15 14:03:08 UTC  

So it's nearly impossible to open easily

2018-04-15 14:03:35 UTC  

bluetooth headset with case that can be a bluetooth speaker

2018-04-15 14:03:37 UTC  

is there any?

2018-04-15 14:04:08 UTC  

but why

2018-04-15 14:04:32 UTC  

2 in 1

2018-04-15 14:04:36 UTC  

best idea ever

2018-04-15 14:04:46 UTC  

why havent anyone come up with that

2018-04-15 14:04:59 UTC  

are you an ali seller cornering the market

2018-04-15 14:05:39 UTC  

no im justa stinky chinky shit shopper

2018-04-15 14:36:39 UTC  

I got 3ven better idea

2018-04-15 14:41:53 UTC  

you mean those cat ear bt headphones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-04-15 15:31:25 UTC  

@Windatica. I would. So wanna get some if I was a rave grill.

2018-04-15 16:01:17 UTC  

are generators really illegal in uk