Message from @the SWEDISH meme man

Discord ID: 445859217048600576


2018-05-15 08:02:15 UTC  

its not my thing

2018-05-15 08:02:51 UTC  

>tfw boyfriend tells u ur the best sex he ever had and no one else even came close to comparing

2018-05-15 08:02:53 UTC  

how do you feel about knowing your friend gonna wear this on his dick around you

2018-05-15 08:03:01 UTC  

uh

2018-05-15 08:03:05 UTC  

neutral I guess as long as it doesnt affect me

2018-05-15 08:03:20 UTC  

I'd be kinda terrified

2018-05-15 08:03:40 UTC  

your friend is chaotic neutral

2018-05-15 08:03:46 UTC  

hes more lawful neutral

2018-05-15 08:03:49 UTC  

I am lawful evil

2018-05-15 08:03:50 UTC  

ok

2018-05-15 08:03:56 UTC  

I'm chaotic neutral

2018-05-15 08:04:00 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-05-15 08:04:08 UTC  

i'm chaotic unaligned.

2018-05-15 08:04:13 UTC  

tfw dating lawful good

2018-05-15 08:04:17 UTC  

who here /lawful/

2018-05-15 08:04:25 UTC  

nobody

2018-05-15 08:04:26 UTC  

reee

2018-05-15 08:04:42 UTC  

: (

2018-05-15 08:04:53 UTC  

/b/ is chaotic evil.

2018-05-15 08:05:11 UTC  

more like chaotic retarded ha ha <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-15 08:05:21 UTC  

chaotic stupid

2018-05-15 08:05:24 UTC  

Are cock cages good to wear

2018-05-15 08:05:27 UTC  

no idea

2018-05-15 08:05:28 UTC  

no

2018-05-15 08:05:36 UTC  

I wanna buy a sounder tbh

2018-05-15 08:05:40 UTC  

uh..

2018-05-15 08:05:42 UTC  

unless your dick very smal

2018-05-15 08:05:43 UTC  

But I don't trust chinkshit in my dick

2018-05-15 08:05:44 UTC  

that sounds damaging tbh...

2018-05-15 08:05:52 UTC  

if you get some shit like that just go with higher qual

2018-05-15 08:06:02 UTC  

but just plastic around the dick you could go chinkshit I guess

2018-05-15 08:06:33 UTC  

>tfw roommate gifted boyfriend and I a dildo despite hating our relationship for being "obnoxious" :v(

2018-05-15 08:07:12 UTC  

kek

2018-05-15 08:07:38 UTC  

sounding is dangerous unless you use some metal rods you can disinfect and boil

2018-05-15 08:07:43 UTC  

he got mad when I stuck it to the dresser counter and he shoved it in my underwear drawer cause he didnt want to "see it" KEK

2018-05-15 08:07:48 UTC  

otherwise you might get some dick aids

2018-05-15 08:08:41 UTC  

yummy bacteria in your piss hole

2018-05-15 08:08:54 UTC  

awful

2018-05-15 08:20:43 UTC  

uwu

2018-05-15 08:20:47 UTC  

sounds sexy

2018-05-15 08:20:57 UTC  

I'll probs go for stainless steel