to for charity you probly need to actualy have registered charity

what is even more pain in the ass

I could make a church

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"church of chinese technological marvels"

"johnfrum year later"

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related

":D"

can i be in the church

I could technically become an ordained baptist minster if I go back to my hometown and ask the church my uncle used to preach at.

i'll fight Fatthew for Head of Shitposting

or would it be like Dean Cardinal of Shitposting

Eh, heading a church, even a joke one is a lot of work.

And my grandaunt will probably try and get me to stay and actually preach.

we gotta get it to megachurch status tho

so we can get private jets

do the chinks make jets yet

i know we could probably get a money pool going and afford a chink boat

tfw no /csg/ party boat

it would have an entire room full of xiaomi powerbanks

The official church amphibous assault vehicle

hell i'd put my 4k savings into a chinkshit boat

Any D&D figures owo

why not

That Anon personally likes

mobile church preaching unit https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Hot-sale-4x4-CSK131-special-armored_60717487743.html?

why did this immediately turn into Branch Chinkshitians

goddamnit

we are a religion of peace

"we preach if you dont listen we breach"

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In all seriousness a charity with direct access to chinese manufacturing could do a lot of good for the community.

but is it considered "group buy" if people donate "to the cause" and then church gives them each one plasma tv

as Holy act"

Granted it wont make as many jobs but for disaster preparedness like self inflating sandbags and cheap generators and power banks it could be pretty useful.

true

also emerency shelters

chinese "package homes"

Eh, i listed things that would be nice if they worked or can have redundancies, for things like shelters I'd defer to the local govt or FEMA.

"Public garden by your local church" https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Steel-structure-buildings-prefab-homes_60475009224.html