Its weird, this spunds like something easy to find because at least a couple people have been chinked that way but looking for it you cant find it.

I'm bored enough to look

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32849611612.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32853025810.html
I think most of that store is what you're looking for

fantastic, thanks!

what search terms did you use?

I got my shoulder bag/holster today

I'm expecting a slim wallet soon as well

I do a lot of Offerup (Neighborhood craigslist clone) deals and haven't been mugged after having done 40 large transactions but I'm getting more paranoid

So I want to do my transactions near my car with my dashcam and have my real drivers license and credit card in my shoulder bag so if I get mugged the most they get is 100 USD

that was gonna be my first suggestion, two wallets

don't get a folding knife unless it's got a little knob to open easily one-handed

I have a karambit

can you not bring a friend

I have to keep it exposed because of state law

oof

I'd rather not have them mugged as well

rule number one of knife self defense is dont let them see it 🤦

I also have my car running with doors locked

you just need a bigger knife then

kek

make a gun that shoots knives

then YOU can be the mugger 😮

shotgun shells can shoot sharp projectiles

I'm getting a mossberg 500 for my bday uwu

can you open carry that

or does your state hate freedum

California tard here

Press F to pay respects

my condolences

😢

well get a machete for your bday instead

bayonet, do eet

i wonder how much of a clusterfuck bayonets are legally

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Theyre bits of metal to the law

but what if it is on the end of gun

Oh nvm, cali

Who the fuck knows then

i have been reading a chinese girl comic and it is set ~1910 and has a lot of bear maulings and bayonetting

so therefore you should get a bayonet too

dont get a bear tho