girl i knew since baby\

parents friends and shit

were always friends then decided to date and be friends

bitch stole my car

HAHA

gave her a choice

epic twist

anticlimactic as fuck

call hte cops or i beat your ass

guess what she picked

flee?

that wasn't an option

anyways it over

could've been something great

pussy was ok too

i guess

shes marreied with kids nowe

pussy was ok

is pussy a fetish?

like the most og fetish

look at this

super fucking useful

I see the purpose of this

yes clever indedd

I wonder how different my life would be if my parents did what they did in the 90s to my older brothers and kicked them out the house and said "dont come.home till ots dark out:

WHEN THEY COME TO DIVIDE US WE GOTTA MULTIPLY

das rite

@Niccolo
Is your bro a chad or a waste today?

All of them are chad

>have jobs
>have wives or gfs

Probably would have made u a chad

Hell one has 2 sons already

why your parents went from raising chads to raising people who browse /OH/ is beyond me

All of my bros were super popular too like one was a football player, another was an amazing lacrosse goalie and the oldest was a tackstar

But I'm just me

oof

At least now I know I gotta throw my kids out the goddamn house

this

>no fortnite for you son

were you in a nog neighbourhood tho?

>you dont wanna be a 500 pound sack of shit complaining about how women wont go out with you do you