Cape Breton is hilarious.

>$2 per pound or best offer

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I'd live there

"Groceries or fishing supplies - in case you want to get your own"

Well yeah its Cape Breton.

There was an immigration plan Root, CapeBretonIfTrumpWins.

But alot of the bandwagoners were liberals.

Ummmm

did they think that one through?

And nobody showed up.

Yeah they found out Cape Breton was a rural, xenophobic backwater that barely had internet despite having an incredibly low cost of living (for Canada).

Also the island is hella catholic.

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Yeah those liberals uhhh

Didnt show up.

Is the place now stuck in early 2000s?

Nah closer to like the 80s or 90s.

^

I was gonna say

That's how most of Alaska is

Aw fuck that sounds comfy.

yeah

except for the triangle

or an area i will now refer to as the triangle

which is the suburbs around anchorage

and anchorage itself

they're modern(ish)

I haven't been to Cape Breton since I was like 10 or 11.

But I imagine Sydney is kinda the same.

Sydney markets itself as the largest town in Canada and refuses to incorporate at as a city.

Neat

You reminded me about a village near my town that advertises itself as "the second largest village in Poland"

They don't want to become a town/city because they'd pay higher taxes or sth

big brain

Fc be like

Too real

Me when you Euro-looking fuckers start talking

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