I thought it's The Onion at first tbh

Lets see how long it takes til people forget about it.

I like how this paper says exactly what I was saying the other day.

Whao so... youre saying if we de-industrialize agriculture we can keep carbon in the soil where it belongs?? Wow. Who would've guessed.

Poor guy. No one's going to care or listen to this.

Of course not

The vice article captures peak millennial philosophy.

Which, uh, awkward.

It's the first half of how you feel. 😅 just completely without your intent and interest in actually doing anything.

True virtue signaling. "I knew I was right look at how everyone is fucking it up."

And then going back to abusing plastics and littering and all that.

"Everyone else is the problem and everyone else needs to fix it at no cost to me." 😔

I mean to be fair, they couldn't solve the problem even if they wanted to. No one can save for the government and we all know the first commandment.

Time to move to Hawaii and thank God I have no seafood allergies

Seafood isn't going to save you

In case you forgot the great pacific garbage patch

There's gonna be more plastic than fish in the sea by 2050

😎

I, for one, welcome our xenoestrogenic microplastic overlords.

Xenoestrogen is worse for others than it is for me at least

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The wires are starting to get crossed.

It's clever though

"How dare you criticise us for doing shitty things when there are other people doing shitty things too"

What the fuck is aipac?

@Tato Israeli super lobby that definitely doesn't use money or power to influence American politics

hhhhmmmmmmm

HHHHMMMMMMM

***DOUBT***

But are using money and power to target several freshman congressmen that are criticizing Israel

a shekel for a good goy

Imagine actually declaring yourself a racial supremacist ethnostate and banning the left from running for office in your country and the entire world scrambles to prevent anyone from questioning you.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/israeli-electoral-committee-bans-arab-candidates-allows-extreme-right-to-run/2019/03/07/9ecd3dd4-40c4-11e9-9361-301ffb5bd5e6_story.html

Daddy, how do you feel when the closest thing to a fascist ethnostate you dream of is Kikeland?

I think it only proves the strength of fascist models.

The jews are fascist, but they're telling the goyim to be communists.