IS THERE A DE POOPIFIER

did NASA invent it

Dude

Idunno

But what I _do_ know

Is that sometimes they dont do it well

wait didnt NASA invent compost toilets

And fecal coliform gets into the water

theres actually maps of it on the EPA's website

it's usually around cities

oh god

and oceans

lemme find one really fast

im guessing a brita filter aint gonna stop poop bacteria

kek

actually it would be a bitch to try and capture this properly

but if you're curious about your area https://watersgeo.epa.gov/mywaterway/

My state is bad

None of the fish are edible

how do i uh

interpret it

Which is confirmed by our DNR

what do the red or blue dots mean

the map doesnt seem to help

they send out "Do not eat" advisories every year

Click where the red is, that marks a polluted waterway, or click "show list"

O_O

blue is "unassessed"

I mean

so they havent got to that one yet

green is unpolluted

I always thoguht Bayous were supposed to be bascially a slightly less poopy sewer

because Houston has a few big bayous but they all are disgusting drainage channels for our chemical poop water

from what i understand

also hobos pee in them

heh

not surprised

dose mystery waters tho

rip

probably all poop