USA TODAY: California to become the first state to extend health benefits to some who live in US illegally.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/06/10/california-health-care-immigrants-insurance/1406629001/

Cali has healthcare?

Medi-Cal

Jfc you really are just Canada.

It sucks my dude

Question 13 on their FAQ is "I was previously denied for owning a car. Do I qualify now?"

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You can't get healthcare if you have a car?

Cara don't count against you anymore but Xalifornia wants to help as few people as possible so medi-cal is for the real poor people

Which I can probably claim to be if I write out the form correctly

https://youtu.be/iQQi48qXrhg
It's funny how they're comparing it to intel

American healthcare is fuckin retarded.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/this-archbishop-called-on-the-pope-to-resign-now-hes-in-an-undisclosed-location/2019/06/09/bb69c346-71b5-11e9-9331-30bc5836f48e_story.html?utm_term=.99f97fa30607

Imagine knowing that you need to be in hiding because you criticized the Pope.

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It's probably fine.

>these Romans in the Britain

>at this time

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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-10/facebook-has-now-banned-word-honk-claiming-its-violation-their-community-standards

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Honk honk

Honk

Honk

I thought it's because of the "I love my transgender girlfriend" meme and I was like wtf

Then I read the article and I'm still like wtf

No the honkpill is just Evola's Kali Yuga for zoomers.

AKA clown world.

https://youtu.be/4nbEJ00H9Ak

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/11/opinion/fully-automated-luxury-communism.html

Captain's diary

Star date 41423.5

I am the only neurotypical person left aboard this ship

I had to remind all crew to brush their teeth last night

Even Spock has become a neet

Kek

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/breaking-up-big-tech-is-a-big-task-2019-06-10

Imagine only fining these companies 2-5 billion dollars.

When this is what the company is actually worth,

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