Message from @U.N. Owen

Discord ID: 615974638543175690


2019-08-27 11:09:10 UTC  

Dr Chaos got released a couple months early.

2019-08-27 11:09:19 UTC  

Rad, hopefully he's touching computers again.

2019-08-27 14:49:45 UTC  

>one chance in life
>haven't been born as Joseph Cannabis

2019-08-27 14:49:47 UTC  

Why even

2019-08-27 14:58:48 UTC  

Do we have an Epstein bingo chart yet?

2019-08-27 14:59:01 UTC  

Because I think somebody predicted "unusable footage" at one point.

2019-08-27 15:04:53 UTC  

The funniest thing isn't even that Yanks can't do anything about it
The funniest thing is that they don't even care at this point

2019-08-27 15:05:22 UTC  

Oh it's old news now, the news cycle has moved on.

2019-08-27 15:05:40 UTC  

These are just footnotes for the real fans of the reality show, kinda like fandom lore.

2019-08-27 15:06:06 UTC  

Lmao

2019-08-27 15:07:36 UTC  

"Important politicians and celebrities in your country are involved into child trafficking and paedophilia how do you feel about it?"
"Whatever man, I just want to grill for God's sake"

2019-08-27 15:07:55 UTC  

<:boomer:519747941955797002>

2019-08-27 15:08:21 UTC  

"Heh, saw that one on the news. That's fucked ain't it? Wanna come over to a barbeque this weekend?"

2019-08-27 15:08:34 UTC  

"Can't wait what the script writers come up with for our timeline next week."

2019-08-27 15:09:50 UTC  

Literally this

2019-08-27 15:09:55 UTC  

Kind of like Russia

2019-08-27 15:11:01 UTC  

"I got this footage proving that government cooperates with mafia!"
"Yeah man, real news at 11"

2019-08-27 15:11:32 UTC  

Can't do that, the bastardization of Game of Thrones in on tonight.

2019-08-27 15:11:35 UTC  

<:NPC:587767820033720341>

2019-08-27 20:43:36 UTC  

```The Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society (SPAS) says it has installed an underwater "defence system" known as the Singing Sailor in the waters off Stockholm. Described as a subsurface sonar system, the installation features the words "Welcome to Sweden" in Russian, and emits the phrase "this way if you are gay" in Morse code.```

2019-08-27 20:43:47 UTC  

this is stupid

2019-08-27 20:43:51 UTC  

so, so stupid

2019-08-27 20:44:08 UTC  

how do you do something this stupid

2019-08-27 20:44:12 UTC  

<:honk:579569136599040010>

2019-08-27 21:34:03 UTC  

>Only 580 mil.

2019-08-27 21:34:05 UTC  

<:really:559267397341544458>

2019-08-27 22:01:21 UTC  

lmao

2019-08-27 22:01:30 UTC  

thaty swedish defense system probably works tbh

2019-08-27 22:01:52 UTC  

Sergei doesn;t wanan be called a homo by his fellow gopniks

2019-08-27 22:02:02 UTC  

WE CANT EVEN PLANT THAT SEED OF DOUBT

2019-08-28 07:57:48 UTC  

@utututu#7086 russians call them gay
It is actually a great tactic
Ukraine should've done the same

2019-08-28 10:23:42 UTC  

<:popcorncat:524030305309556749>

2019-08-28 10:24:03 UTC  

Gotta love when the monarchy finally fucking steps in to disrupt the political process because parliament is just that fucking inept.

2019-08-28 10:25:37 UTC  

***SUSPENSION OF DEMOCRACY***