Message from @Exquisite Corpse

Discord ID: 618383636433207296


2019-09-03 04:59:16 UTC  

>45% of the women will be single by 2030
>you still won't be able to get a gf

2019-09-03 04:59:23 UTC  

Pathetic

2019-09-03 05:11:03 UTC  

>25-44

2019-09-03 05:11:05 UTC  

way past prime

2019-09-03 05:17:25 UTC  

>gimmie 14 yo gf pls

2019-09-03 05:18:17 UTC  

God damn this guy is so cringe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/618313797752324106/1567446006590-int.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/618313797752324107/1567446112739-int.png

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2019-09-03 06:25:01 UTC  
2019-09-03 06:25:04 UTC  

who said anything about 14?

2019-09-03 06:25:15 UTC  

😔

2019-09-03 08:00:26 UTC  

It was me I guess

2019-09-03 09:53:32 UTC  

@Tato that list

2019-09-03 09:53:41 UTC  

Sick wave dude <:smugpepe:519750028961775636>

2019-09-03 09:54:01 UTC  

The Homeland one?

2019-09-03 09:54:28 UTC  

Yeah.

2019-09-03 09:54:41 UTC  

I like that exercise is on it.

2019-09-03 09:54:45 UTC  

The metro was cancelled due to hurricane based delays

2019-09-03 09:54:54 UTC  

Huh?

2019-09-03 09:55:08 UTC  

And sick wave?

2019-09-03 09:55:30 UTC  

I'm just using all the words

2019-09-03 09:55:47 UTC  

I'm going to summon them. <:boomdab:519747994002653194>

2019-09-03 09:55:55 UTC  

You are them.

2019-09-03 09:56:01 UTC  

You're already here, fed.

2019-09-03 09:56:19 UTC  

Powder (white)

2019-09-03 09:56:30 UTC  

I love cocaine.

2019-09-03 09:56:41 UTC  

Maritime domain awareness.

2019-09-03 09:56:49 UTC  

I have that.

2019-09-03 09:56:55 UTC  

I live there.

2019-09-03 09:57:38 UTC  

Anyways, it's summoning friends. I'm not some DHS cuck.

2019-09-03 09:57:52 UTC  

Fedcuck

2019-09-03 09:58:00 UTC  

DHS is to FBI what mall cops are to police

2019-09-03 09:58:11 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-09-03 09:58:24 UTC  

Anything real ever happens, DHS calls someone with actual authority.

2019-09-03 09:58:35 UTC  

Yeah.

2019-09-03 09:58:39 UTC  

That's a good comparison.

2019-09-03 09:58:57 UTC  

I'm imagining Paul Blart.

2019-09-03 09:59:01 UTC  

In a DHS uniform.

2019-09-03 09:59:08 UTC  

And he's like gunning after white nationalists.

2019-09-03 09:59:16 UTC  

And he goes "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM."

2019-09-03 09:59:24 UTC  

And instead of a gun he pulls out his phone.

2019-09-03 09:59:34 UTC  

And starts frantically searching through his contacts for the FBI.