I don't want to buy no shitty house in Cuba

its like 20k dollars

pretty cheap

Move all my shit there and find out it's a shack

you can live there all ur life

I have a hypercapitalist friend that's getting into offshoring.

hire male prostitutes for 5$ a pop

No instant pot no goat no hedge!

the only things south america is good for are cocaine and cigars, and even a significant portion of the good tobacco out there is dominican rather than nicaraguan

5'01 is a normal height.

He's outta Florida too, wonder if he's got some fingers in the Caribbean pie.

It's not weird.

it is absolutely not

not even girls are that short

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@Tato tell him to send me some smokes

He won't.

fug

100% guarantee he won't.

damn

what a nerd

Tropinka has not seen a lot of girls it seems

Despite calling himself a christian he's also not at all charitable.

i have not

Careibean pie?

It's ok neither has anybody here.

tell him to not be such a bitch and then tell him to send me some smokes

I'm not a midget

I'm not a very cheritable Christmas

It's okay man, I know it's hard to tell their height on a computer screen

We can liberate them from his massive bank account one day Sardine.

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no

based and stogiepilled

but i can tell

their height

Speaking of seeing girls.

You got a date?

I probably have a date Wednesday night. 😎

Here we go...