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I'm leading ur mum. On.

Probably from 2 years of management training and leading most of the friend groups I find myself in. FC's one of the only cases where that hasn't happened.

>most of the friends groups
Internet based of course?

And my irl ones. Those fuckers couldn't organize to save their lives.

Or rather one.

Not plural.

But that came to a crashing end once I moved away and they could no longer be arsed be drive to hang out. That was where it fell apart really.

And I couldn't drive because I had no car for my first year in engineering.

Tato can lead bormies but once he's in a server with people who think for themselves he's suddenly not management material

>when that hoe calls you tato again

Bormies?

Normies

Oh I thought that was some poke at boomer normies or something.

And how many people think for themselves in general?

Regardless, there's nothing to talk about with my co-workers.

I bet most of them like drugs but I also do not want to sell myself out by raising suspicions that I might be on acid or something on the job.

Can't be telling them about the past 6 months I spent dropping acid because then any fuck ups I have while driving will be blamed on drug use and then I'll be under a microscope.

Can't tell them about my politics because that's illegal or they'll try and have me institutionalized or something.

Ain't really much else to talk about.

So, the only topics you're eager to discuss are politics and drugs?

Yes.

History too I suppose but since when are normies into that?

Jesus fucking Christ, how do you expect to ever have a gf

A lot of normies are into history actually
I mean, not a lot a lot, but like more than you'd expect

Well who wants to talk about vidya either really? I never understood flexing about fictional accomplishment other than like discussion of the story.

Vidyas are for kids, you obviously wouldn't want to talk about it

Lots of people at work are into it.

I saw 4 dudes with nintendo switches out.

Playing Pokemon.

Next on the list is art, normies don't care about that either. Admittedly I haven't really committed myself to it either but it is an interest I have.

Good morning I just shit my pants

So you need normie-palatable interests.

Which I don't have.

>normies don't care about art
Not really, at least a lot of them loves to pretend they do

Right but I hate fake socialization.

Also, there's no actual distinction between normies and non-normies, it's just a fucking meme

I can't believe you actually believe it's real

The normie divide

It is though, it's actually another instance of capitalist realism.

Also, wtf happened @hedge