Closest thing I've come to that is tequila tbh

Tequila is made from Agave

Both even close lmao

Yeah that's cactus isn't it

That's a relative of the Yucca plant

That's the thing from fallout

The banana thing

Whiskey>tequila

^

Cactusfags BTFO

Does this look like FUCKING cactus to you

That's a cactopus dude

Banana Yuccas are everywhere where I lived

http://nubeleaf.com/wp-content/uploads/Agave-Inulin_Whole-Food.jpg

Cactopus

10/10

This looks cactusy

And it's an agave

It's a SUCCULENT

Zucculent

The Virgin broad leaf vs The Chad Succulent

Looks gross tbh

Banana Yucca

That is indeed the thing from fallout though

It's literally a pile of spikes lmao

Do you have broc flowers too

The fruit will swell your throat if you aren't accustomed to eating it

And xander root

Pls make healing powder

Did you know that the spine on cactuses are actually leaves

Those aren't real lmao

Almost all of the photosynthesis takes place in the stems

Yeah but they don't conduct photosynthesis

They're also coated in a fungi that'll give you a really fucked up infection if you're unlucky

They're modified leaves duderoo

There's also tiny hair-like structures called glochnids that'll make you want to kill yourself if you touch them

Cacti are scary

Tru