Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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yes

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very

no not ear rape but very loud

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Who was it?

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when?

No proof

gonna try and get a few hours sleep laters <:wave:511590630384992257>

Goodnight joe c: <:wave:511590630384992257> <:wave:511590630384992257>

not tired yet , but need sleep for tomorow <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

.anime

.pat @blue terry crews

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