fuk i did spit coffee

TIL: Masturbation cures testicular cancer

I suspected it was semen buildup and I was correct

self diag ftw

IT WASN'T CANCER

smh

SEMEN BUILDUP DOES NOT MAKE A THIRD TESTICLE

@Hadrian THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE WEAK SPERM NIGGER

Fact: Pee is stored in the balls

@Hadrian if you have enough buildup then yeah it does

but only after several days of chad lifting

>several days

Nigga I thought you were like months in or something

I mean consecutive days

Nigga yeah I've been lifting for months but taking off on Sundays

Nigga shouldve faught threw the pain

recently I've been including the weekends too for no breaks

This dude's 4 days in nofap and thinks it's creating lumps in his nuts

@Fevs dude I've been on nofap for weeks

smdh

And if you edge while nofap it doesnt count

wait it doesn't?

Wait what

No

fugg

I thought edging was like the ultimate nofap

amputate your balls

of course it doesn't count wtf is this gay bullshit yall are pulling

It can help build your stamina later , but it is not true nofap

exactly; edging is still touching yourself

NO PORN

NO TOUCHING

^

if you can't control your dick you don't need it

ok

go to the kitchen

Real Eunuch hours who up

get the largest knife

Lulz

put the knife on the stove

then cut em off