<:PepeRip:426907935550210049>

I know you have feelings for this emotionally mature specimen, don't give up on albo yet

The 16 minutes we were together were really stressful to be honest.

:(

<:rip_rusty:434093387843371012>

Felt like a lifetime

<a:9468_ghostplus:545884760136876032> - u caused this

<:PepeHands:441335665377148948>

Albo, I'm not sure where to go from here

<a:9468_ghostplus:545884760136876032> -gonna haunt u forever and watch u shower

You had the easiest slag on the discord server

And now she's gone

ffs

You're 0/4 on getting e-gf

I hope that refers to an earlier encounter.

i will never find love

he was talking about u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9zOoMme7E8

@Norma Bates You're the closed he's been

To e-dating

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

didnt even get the tip in

I am not a slag <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

u my slag

He's an e-virgin

Those terms are only tolerable in private.

My humblest apologies

I forgive you.

^Armenians girlfriend

@Norma Bates help me lose my e-virginity

<:monkaW:499687771749744641>

Grizzly

You must teach him to to seduce an e-girl

Without spiking her e-drink

@KingAlbo I can tell Witten to chat you up in DMs - he is really good at de-e-virginazing

teach me the ways

witten?

be quiite

@witten